anxiety ridden raccoon seeks loving home
J/ UK/ sad zombie clown x
crying so hard night now. he is cute is that not enough to let him compete
(via bloodybellycomb)
“when did we all become so performative” idk man when the threat of being recorded at any time and posted for milions to see without your knowledge became normalised.
(via characterlimit)
starts pushing you on the swings until its obvious im just trying to shove you off the seat
(via judgejudyofficial)
having a favourite animal you’re associated with rules because people will send you beast related things and it’ll make your day everytime
(via notquiteaunicorn)
I noticed you and your friends seem to take an elevated, almost perverse pleasure in making each other laugh. Are you funcummers?
(via pauljpeg)
“focaccia, serves 4” yes all 4 me
“tiramisu, serves 2” yes all 2 myself
(via yourgoat)
Me when I’m old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post
Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don’t need to show us a post
Me: (not listening) Now where was that post….
(via bloodybellycomb)
