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juno, any/ask for pronouns ^^
i rreeaallllyy like chonny jash guys. a lot. whole bunch.
i also rly like ultrakill, rollercoasters, and analog horror!
twitter (art) - @junoishh or this link
#juno yaps — random talking posts
#juno’s slop — silly stupid art
#tychoposting — anything and everything that’s my sona (tycho!!)
Let's be vampires with mama
official mama post
update from the discord group courtesy of one of my mutuals;
do not trust that damned survey. change your discord password. utilize 2FA.
I use 2FA on every website I log into, and it didn't ask for any details when I took the survey, but I still don't trust that thing at all. One can never be too safe.
to be clear, the one that is a scam is the one that asks for your Discord login information. there is a legitimate one that does not ask for ANY information and that one is a legitimate qualtrics survey from Discord. make sure you always check sites and links before you click on them fellas!
The legit survey has been closed down as of yesterday.
The phishing scam is taking advantage of the high emotions about AI, but if anything online asks for your login info (that is not on the actual verified website that belongs to that login that you navigated to yourself (not a link from an email or post!)), that is a huge sign to STOP.
cool fun fact about me! i’m an atrocious cook. like, somehow manage to fuck everything up one way or another. so here’s a few of tonight’s cooking quotes that my poor boyfriend had to listen in on and compiled for us this evening.
“probably not moldy strawberries”
“they do not appear moldy... ehhh is that mold? im not actually sure we're just gonna take a risk!”
“you are also really concerning.”
“hey what does rot on a strawberry look like?”
“im gonna assume all of these are fine!”
Who Will Pay The Toll…?
Chapter related art reposts under cut (spoilers)
In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.
If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?
Because it's also evil
Thanks!
Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?
Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.
Wow!
What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?
You meet god
Thank goodness!
What's the correct way to eat a banana?
Whole, in one gulp.
Delicious!
Who is the Muffin Man?
Father of the Muffin Boy
Makes sense!
Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?
Car's haunted
Uh Oh
How to fix a haunted car?
Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour
It worked!
Where does the wax in scented candles go?
into the sky, where it turns into stars
Cool!
Why are weddings so damn expensive?
priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him
....Ah
ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative
i NEED someone to talk to about The Thing I Enjoy <- says the person who shuts down and says nothing when they get the chance to talk about The Thing They Enjoy
WHO AM I ARE U FUCKING W ME I NEVER POSTED THIS ???? WHAAAT OKAY HI SOIL
(did this mid panic attack bts. literally went “IM SO SCARED I NEED TO DRAW SOUL” and did. a few people near me looked a little concerned as i fiercely scribbled something, little did they know it was soul.)
when the hell did this get 90something notes i thought this flopped ???? okay then.
