i really gotta play this sans undertail thing

one must imagine sisyphus graduating. one must imagine sisyphus’s masters project actually fucking working.

one must imagine sisyphus happy. having fun even.

who up holdin they texas rn?

“he’s got a homeowner handshake”

robot bathroom glitches out and forcibly power washes local catboy, more tonight at 9 owo

one time when i was a kid my mom said my greatest superpower was ignoring women

it’s agianst the law the way she open my container

get you a bitch that squirts like a spoon in the sink

“she neer on my well cuz i do —“

“you don’t”

“nonchalance is killing the whimsical lil guy industry —“

“— and it’s getting me laid —“

*original speaker and 3rd friend in unison*: “fuck you”

why are the people in sex scenes always hot? how am i supposed to relate to them??

“the fewer load-bearing friends I fuck the better”

see no evil hear no evil cite no evil

finger lakes? i hardly know her