hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha soonic hahahahahahahahahahaha 🔵this is the fucking thing the little fucking the rascal HAH what a scamp hahaha

🔵🤏 Grabbed him. I win.

You are not staying in the tags

Ok, so I am now watching the full 18 minute video on YouTube and it's amazing.

Especially the line "I realised I have absolutely no idea how to teach an octopus piano."

I need everyone to see the update on Mattias' yt community tab

@crowscriven ocean creature for you

Some of the categories for the NYT Connections fills me with hatred and wrath. What do you mean “dog breeds with the first letter changed” i’ll kill you

Fury. Rage. Flames on the side of my face.

“This is how these words would be related if they were different words”

milk themed drag performer called the Dairy Queen

southern taco themed drag queen called Taco Belle

drag queen that’s actually five queens stacked up in a trenchcoat called Five Guys

colorful bird themed drag queen called Red Robin

very fast bear themed drag queen called Panda Express

red themed drag queen who only performs one day a week called Ruby Tuesday

Not quite proud of this painting lmoa

your kingdom honestly sucks. your princess replaced all of the knights with animated suits of armor :/

i stuck my hand inside the hollow suit of armour and it was wet in there

what's your problem

it was wet in there

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

String identified:
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Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence
Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

Originally posted by kalazin

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

Now the moth is banned in Russia

…well what the fuck is this

Art.

9 year anniversary of Ragnar discovering snow

Cryptid owner cryptid dog

Possibly the first recorded case of shitty greenscreen without greenscreen

I think it was just my flash 😂

Even the snow falling looks like it's just an effect added in post. This, this is a paradox of a photo; by general metrics, most people with a basic understanding of how to use image editing software would think "oh yeah, this is fake."

But it's not. You somehow got all the stars aligned to snap the most unrealistic real photo I've seen in a long time.

Yeah people keep talking about the shadows and effects I’ve used but this is the raw photo 😭 it’s unedited

My question is why does every evidence of your IRL life seems fake or edited ??? Every picture of you looks like IA generated, picture of your dog looks badly edited, do you have a curse or something?? 😭

Magical girl who's powers come from the moon <3 but not in a mystical magical symbolic way there’s a whole-ass physical network of buildings and massive power generators and relays on the moon that monitor her location at all times and determine when she needs to transform, harnessing neon and helium-3 gasses to produce high energy plasma that gets magnetically manipulated over thousands of miles to match her exact unique dna code which then gets spliced together and wound up into a single smaller capsule and loaded into a special missle which gets shot through space in a giant metal pod at near lightspeed before breaking apart dramatically, zapping her, and exploding; causing her to go beastmode and very probably temporarily completely insane and giving her abilities such as being able to run through solid titanium doors or kill multiple on-edge squads of shadowy military agents or do laundry for a time duration of around 5-25 minutes. Each time this happens it makes the news and it costs her something like 35 million USD and it’s actually a huge geopolitical issue in-universe.

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

I'd much rather see one thousand "graphic design is my passion" canva book covers and scribbly ms paint covers and poorly scanned colored pencil covers than a single AI generated book cover