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@just-your-average-tangerine

he/him, 20's. gay as in happy *and* queer as in fuck you... but also queer as in odd and exceedingly peculiar

when I was like 14 I used to reblog these posts on here that were like "YOUR 20S ARE NOT AN IMAGINARY RACE YOURE DOING JUST FINE!!" just to be positive towards my older mutuals even though i didn't really get what they were about and I'd be in the tags like "#so true!! #everyone does things at their own pace!!" and now im 24 I'm thinking back to it and it's like Oh of course the imaginary race. Which im losing

The doctor is easily one of the most relatable characters ever because in between companions hes all "😢 I travel alone 😞 I'm a danger to everyone around me 😢 I should be alone forever" and the exact microsecond someone pays attention and is impressed by him he immediately folds and goes "😃travel with me forever😊 i will die for you"

You know what, fuck it. Figure skating is now my favorite sport. Unless there's another one that will let a competitor dress up in a silly costume and do all these silly jumps and wiggles and fall on purpose, IN THE OLYMPICS, there's no contest

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oakmonger-deactivated20240326

As a former figure skater I feel obliged to point out how technically difficult that little Chaplin patter would be. See the kind of speed he's getting up to and then immediately moving into that "walk" - sometimes without even a brake manoeuvre. The momentum you build up when moving at speed has to get released somewhere so stopping like that is usually an easy way to topple over (not on purpose). In the true spirit of Chaplin he is making very hard and potentially dangerous things look easy.

For anyone who might've been searching for who the skater is, @jay42 found out ! The athlete is Petr Barna, from the 1992 Winter Olympics

The one time where the judges are thrilled with a fall

You fucked it up. You didn't just fuck it up, you fucked it up, down, left, right, sideways, and every which way. You fucked it clear across the Z axis.

haven't seen anyone say it yet so I will: a lot of what's portrayed as "girlhood" on social media is actually just having parents with money. and people act as if being raised like that is a girl experience. i've never had my dads credit card I don't even know where that guy is rn

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