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actual trash

@justabookreference

erin•she/her
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luisonte

Coño don limpio

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glitterhoney

mr clean off the shits

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woke-up-on-derse

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

when I saw the original I didn’t laugh but this sent me

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emptyburrito

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THSI GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE I AM IN SHAMBLES

ANOTHER CLASSIC I LOVE THIS VIDEO

If Jet didn’t die in Lake Laogai imagine how fucking pissed he would be to find out that the new fire lord is Lee from the Jasmine Dragon. It would prove all of his convictions correct but he can’t bitch about it because what are they gonna do? Arrest the fire lord? For firebending?

jet finds out because he accidentally overhears it from these two dudes in ba sing se:

in honor of atla coming out on netflix here’s my girlfriend telling me who atla characters are despite somehow never seeing it

“Holland Vosijk deserved better,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off the stage in shame, when a voice commands silence from the room.

“She’s right.” I look to the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Kell Maresh himself.

I have to say I do think the funniest implied running joke in good omens is how Crowley has decided that the best use of his demonic powers is to make life just a little bit more irritating for everyone who lives in London but without ever considering that HE LIVES IN LONDON

He’s like. Haha. I shall leave these rakes strewn about and surely someone will tread on one and it will snap up and clock them in the face and they will be mad. And then without fail 48 hours later he treads on a rake

This happens every time and every time he’s like ARGH how could I have foreseen this >:[

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pipcomix

Monday Crowley: [glues a 50p coin to the sidewalk]

Wednesday Crowley, walking down the street: Oh hey! 50p!

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