It's a callie!

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfectWahhhh, I don’t wanna

3. Scoring

Once the game has ended final score points have to be added to the live score. On average this causes deviations of around 21%, so players should be encouraged to not neglect their limbo in the early stages (explained later).

The first thing to check is whether the match ended in squashflam. This awards two points. The next most important thing to check is whether it was an accidental squashflam. If so, the winning party may choose to waive the squashflam. This will not award any extra points, but may be useful later during the management phase.

With that out of the way, the three phase folding sequence may begin. Phase 1: In order of last action, each player must void their remaining hand. Is a card unvoidable, it stays in limbo. Points are awarded as usual. Phase 2: For each card in limbo, move it two steps. This counts towards your score. Turn over the card or resurrect it. If you have at least one card in limbo, you gain an indirect token. Phase 3: Count the rings attached to your figurines. Liphic rings give twice the points now. Aliophic rings can optionally be turned into direct tokens.

Your deck is now considered folded. You may play any final tokens or stuck hand cards now. The rest of the scoring takes place in the usual 3:2 rule set. Score tables are included in the appendix. Keep in mind that a folded deck is also considered closed and drawing any more cards at this point is generally discouraged, although sometimes technically still valid.

nervous mumbling in the crowd
steps up to the microphone, timid voice: “so uhm…”
microphone feedback
“this is called the ‘new moon’ and
its gonna be here around once a month”
crowd whispers nervously
“so yeah, nothing we can really do about that”
voice shouts from the crowd: “is it dangerous?”
flicks through notes “not yet but we will keep monitoring it”
crowd slowly dissolves

over the next few days people cancel their doomsday parties, the party industry crashes

no one ever sees the new moon…

moon

one-in-a-million-fishsticks asked:

Having a Tumblr that exists to be played with at random intervals (usually while I am in some way mentally impaired) is so fun fr because people will ask me what I meant by a post, and the answer will almost always be "IDK man, lol" because I myself rarely know what I meant.

It's glorious.

Truly this and that one really weird era of Oncler obsession are what Tumblr was intended for.

i apologize for the late reply to this ask. my
answer to your statement is:
Triangle-Tipped Arrow (pointing left to right and with a dent at the tip, its used but otherwise in good condition #recycling)

I do not have any capybaras for you, so instead please accept this never-before-seen plant as my humble offering

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its deadly, dont eat