“Oh no, you have nothing– nothing to apologise for.
Look at me. Look at me.
.... Look at me.
I'm sorry that I made you feel like you couldn't tell me.
Hey... I am so, so proud of you. Okay?
Please forgive me.”
HEATED RIVALRY — 1.06: The Cottage
it's a historic townhouse! new orleans famously floods and its gravesites suffer all kinds of turbulence! they literally did a whole documentary about this; they carbon dated the remains and they'd been there since at least the nineteen twenties, if not earlier. the running theory was that the neighborhood was built on an existing unmarked gravesite, or perhaps that the original owner ran a mortuary (because of the cremation oven). the vampire thing is a shtick. you don't have to like him or his music or his annoying habit of roping respected journalists into his over-the-top antics (although personally i think it's all delicious and his cover of concrete blonde's 'bloodletting' that they used in the doc is a must listen) but...you really think a man born in 1986 did this? be serious
if i ever become a showrunner i will actually do the fake series finalle followed by the true ending where the popular gay ship is confirmed just so i can forever poison fandom with the idea that it can happen for real and then they will truly never let that hope go for all other subsequent shows they watch henceforth. just for the sake of making the world a worse place
You have to make sure to let it slip in interviews that you did this because you're fulfilling the dream of your unnamed mentor(s), former showrunner(s) of an unnamed beloved series, who had also filmed a gay true ending actual final episode but hadn't been allowed to release it or even mention it.
naan before beer you’re in the clear. beer before naan ghengis khan
“What am I doing? I shouldn’t be seeing him again. I mean, I want to see him again.”
POCAHONTAS (1995)