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Over Ice Cream by justheretoread-ao3

"God, you're such a brat. I oughta - " take you over my knee. Darcy bit back the second half just in time, flushing. Thaaat is not work appropriate, Darce, even if it was tempting as hell. Before she could start fantasizing (too late!), she glanced sidelong at her screen and found her doc was writing itself now. Still in Norse Runes. “Loki. Change it back. Now.”

Loki’s spine straightened automatically, quite without his meaning to, and he blinked at her. What in the Nine…He’d never heard her take that tone before: so commanding and expectant and he nearly wanted to obey.

It only takes one chance revelation for Darcy to realize: a) Loki miiight just be into submission and b) she really, really wants to Dom him. Chatting over ice cream, Loki realizes he wants that too.

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NSFW, Gentle Dom Darcy Lewis, Loki has a praise kink (and PTSD), lots of communication, light BDSM/bondage, mutual pining. Additional tags in link. WIP

Chapter One

why aren’t we in the bill and ted timeline? why are we not being excellent to each other and partying on? i want answers

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

Loki Laufeyson (MCU) Appreciation Post

skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures.... its just In There

straight up it should be illegal for a physical storefront not to accept physical currency, or for restaurants not to provide physical menus

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. I click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

Unpopular opinion: Being intelligent isn’t an excuse for being unkind.

“black cat crossing your path is bad luck” untrue actually!! it’s good luck because i get to see a kitty. hope this helps!

ITS NOT HOPELESS ITS JUST JANUARY.

Hey.

Don't post online about what protests you plan to attend.

Be safe. Be smart. Don't fall for the weird pressure to liveblog political actions when we live in a surveillance state.

And for fuck's sake, stop posting unredacted pictures of people at protests. It's not a fucking party. It's a political action and you could get someone killed. I have a personal friend who was doxxed and harassed for MONTHS in 2020 after their photo at a protest got passed around by neonazis. Do not be a part of that happening to someone.

people will design soap dispensers and dish racks and go like it's okay if this is capable of getting rusty, right. that's an acceptable weak point for an item whose sole immutable destiny is to get wet every time it's used, right