It will never not to be funny to me that Patrick and Taylor keep insisting that Mel and Frank are like siblings and Kingdon shippers responded like. Bet. Here’s some MelFrank sibling incest porn.
In the spirit of the Christmas season, I need someone to write a Kingdon Folgers Commercial fic. Pretty please.
I get annoyed when people are making posts that are shocked that Shane pulled Ilya. And like maybe, /maybe/, Shane locked down Ilya (there’s an argument that Ilya ‘domesticity kink’ Rosanov locked himself down as soon as he could get Shane to agree to it) but Shane did not pull Ilya, Ilya pulled Shane.
Canonically Shane is one of the hottest men in the world, he’s rich, he is at the top of his high intensity career, and he has the biggest saddest wettest most beautiful brown eyes out of anyone on the planet. The moment Ilya saw a scrap of interest he was arranging for them to be in a commercial and jerking off in the shower at him. Ilya watched this man fold his pants one (1) time and thought “well i gotta fuck him forever now”. Shane tried to say there wouldn’t be a next time and Ilya was like it’s too late, I’ve got your number, you’re never getting rid of me, if I annoy you enough you will come organize my socks as like a sex thing.
people with mental illnesses and disabilities are not lazy for being affected by their symptoms.
you are not being lazy for not being as productive as others who can realistically afford to put that much energy into their work.
what if you were GAY and HOMELESS and this strange lesbian FORCED you to live with her and then you had to listen to her SEX NOISES with your COWORKER who makes fun of YOU for an HONEST MISTAKE at work. it’s real and scary and happened to my good friend dennis whitaker
