Headcannon that Kyle is kind of a food elitist. Like yeah, the man eats military slop, scrambled eggs reconstituted from powder and whatever. But that's on base. At home? Shops exclusively at Whole Foods. Organic everything. Generic brands? Doesn't even EXIST to him.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from me to all of you!! Hope it's joyful and amazing! Thank you for following my page! I appreciate you all!
I have a dog for the next 5 days. I'm not remotely a dog person
But she is pretty cute
OP this is very funny.
here is my dad's dog. her name is Pepper. i am also not a dog person.
ALTThe peppers are multiplying
Mitosis
''when did we all become so performative'' idk man when the threat of being recorded at any time and posted for milions to see without your knowledge became normalised.
There's no greeting more unnerving than some variation of "I'm glad that you, specifically, are here". The fuck you mean thank goodness I'm here. Wdfym I'm just the man you wanted to see. No version of that is a good thing.
It either means that someone just found a huge problem and already figured out that I somehow caused it, or that someone found a huge problem and figured that I could somehow fix it. Worst case scenario, it's both.
"What if your mom aborted you?" idk what if my parents never met. what if my grandparents never met. what if my older sister was such a nightmare child that my parents decided one is enough. what if the world was made of pudding
what if my mom didn't abort the ectopic pregnancy she had before me and didn't survive to get pregnant with me in the first place
