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@k1ng-snak3

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BLOG INTRO !!

Basics

◇ Name: Viper / King

◇ Pronouns: Mismatched all pronouns (she/he/they), or just my name

◇ Content: This blog is for both personal and fandom content, at the moment the fandom I'm most fixated on is BSD so the blog is BSD centric, I do art and AUs and writing (less in the literary sense and more in the character writing sense)

◇ Alt blogs: @k1ngsnak3 (MCYT/Life series blog)

◇ Also I've very open to moots! But I might accidently interact slowly or weirdly as I suffer from multiple diseases by the names of Social Ineptitude, Schoolwork, and Distraction TM.

Extra:

◇ My main fandoms rn are BSD and Life Series/Hermitcraft (other fandoms are in tags!)

◇ My music taste is basically alternative, a lot of kinds of rock, and indie. Some artists I like are Will Wood, WWATW, Penelope Scott, The Crane Wives, Cage the Elephant, Los Campesinos, and MCR

◇ Likes: Biology, animals, art (especially character design and comics), AUs, writing, psychology, character analysis, fashion

◇ Dislikes: People who don't even try to think deeply about things and ignorant people (and bigots of course)

Tag info

◇ #vip draws: Everything that contains art that I make myself

◇ #vip yaps: Usually my thoughts on stuff or exposition on stuff I did myself; prepare yourself for paragraphs

◇ #vip originals: OC content, 99% not fandom related

AU tags:

◇ #bsd magical girl au:

◇ #bsd musician au:

Personal tags:

◇ #musicspeak

#artists on tumblr#blog intro#blog info#introductory post#tagging with a comprehensive list of my fandoms#hermitcraft#life series#bsd#hamilton#project sekai#pokemon#I'm ngl thats basically it my scope of interest is. narrow. to say the least
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should i post my tma character tit headcannons or is the world not ready for that yet.. is that too weird...

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martin: sombre tit.

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yall should stay tuned for my tma character boob headcannons. do you think the world is ready for that...

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tim: blue-footed booby (vocal + dances. desirable. opportunistic breeder.)

sasha: nazca booby

not!sasha: masked booby (looks similar to sasha. engages in 'antagonistic displays')

John: peruvian booby (related to + cucked by tim)

martin: brown booby (only child. can be acting in ways sometimes considered parasitic. forced into an unsuited colder habitat.)

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oh and before i forget...

martin: i lowkey think martin's one of those cis dudes that just kinda doesn't have tits. like he's not concave or anything but there's just kinda nothing extra there in the slightest.

tim: tim is one of those cis guys that does lowkey have big tits (combination of genes + weight + potentially he took hrt for a bit in collage just for fun) and also he wants people to know it. those shirts are NOT staying buttoned up as soon as he leaves the workplace bro like he's literally undoing them as he walks out the door

#not to be pedantic but for breekon and hope they'd have to each have a boob on the same side#because if they hug face to face and had boobs on opposite sides the boobs would just smoosh without properly completing the set#so they'd need either both on left or both on right#which actualyl is kind of funnier#(also big tits tim is canon guys he let me hold th- *gets dragged into the darkness*)
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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

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at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

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at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

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the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

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my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

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OP the tags!!

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my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

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hi your post reads like a poem to me

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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should i post my tma character tit headcannons or is the world not ready for that yet.. is that too weird...

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martin: sombre tit.

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yall should stay tuned for my tma character boob headcannons. do you think the world is ready for that...

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tim: blue-footed booby (vocal + dances. desirable. opportunistic breeder.)

sasha: nazca booby

not!sasha: masked booby (looks similar to sasha. engages in 'antagonistic displays')

John: peruvian booby (related to + cucked by tim)

martin: brown booby (only child. can be acting in ways sometimes considered parasitic. forced into an unsuited colder habitat.)

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Now, I will always be in absolutely full support of transmasc lesbians. That said, I am noticing there is a disproportionate exposure for transmasc lesbians compared to transfem gays. Like, I've never seen someone bring up the fact that gay means nwlnw unless the fact that lesbian means nmlnm was brought up first.

Im definitely not trying to say that the lesbian identity is being 'watered down' by transmascs being included but surely there's a reason(s) for the disparity in the amount of discussion around these respective issues right? I just dont quite know what they are yet....

#please do weigh in if you see this#especially if you're a transfem gay or a transmasc lesbian#I feel like Ive got the building blocks here but not the concept for the conclusion#trans#genderisms#gender discussion#lesbian#gay#transmasc#transfem

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