|| Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass, Trans of Gender || Samson, he/him, 23 ||

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.

“I saw her last name was Jewish - and I’m Jewish, so when I corrected the email I told her Shabbat Shalom with a smiley face — this was the very beginning of the emoticon era, you understand. She had a watermark of a dog rescue at the bottom of her email, and I love dogs, so I found her website and there she was — all these videos of her rehabilitating dogs and talking about the organization. I fell in love with her just from those videos.”

😭😭😭

“I asked if we could meet for coffee, told her I was looking for volunteer opportunities — which was halfway a lie — and she said ‘okay, but just so you know I have a boyfriend, so this is strictly business,’ and I was so disappointed, but I did want to meet her. We sat in that coffeeshop until they turned the lights out on us, and she broke up with her boyfriend the next day.”

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MULTIPLE people in the notes have told me how important these tags are to them so here’s to keeping it in the main post.

r0zeclawz:

water is so so tasty way tastier than any of your foolish soda and monster drinks this is true im sorry. this blog is sponsored by water

alamuts-lair-of-madness:

mrcloudyfun:

solar-system-trapeze:

alamuts-lair-of-madness:

wanderrealms:

alamuts-lair-of-madness:

wanderrealms:

alamuts-lair-of-madness:

sandmandaddy69:

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A “salad” of radishes on the side would make this dish perfect.

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You could add mozzarella pearls to the radish salad. Soften the pepperiness of radishes a little.

Do they sell mozzarella balls that small?

Yeah, they’re sold as mozzarella pearls. The idea is that you can throw them into a salad, instead of shredding a normal sized mozzarella ball.

Some stores have mozzarella in a tube shape and it’s firmer. You can slice pieces and put them on pizza and they keep the shape better.

Yup, balls and bricks are what I’m familiar with.

But yeah, more spheres for the sphere menu! xD

could have mochi for dessert


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At the Tumblr Ball Pit Diner

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You can’t just hide this in the notes @theadveragecanadian! xD

superhoeva:

one thing i particularly appreciate about the pitt is that the cast is an ensemble of people who actually look real. they all have different teeth and freckles and lines on their face. and many of them are either working actors who have been hustling it for years and know their shit or working actors that are younger within the industry, have also been hustling, and are finally enjoying the fruits of their labor.

no one has had any face-warping plastic surgery. hairs are out of place. they just look real and i fucking love that

artphobos:

scary-ivy:

httpsawesome:

it is. sincerely really weird that 2016 nostalgia is a trend. like i knew this day would come but not for specifically 2016. the meme that year was about how this was the worst year ever for most people

It’s also really weird how people are getting nostalgic for 10 years ago when traditionally nostalgia cycle have been about the time period 20-30 years ago.

because March 2020 was 20 years ago

thepittsera:

Michael “Dennis, we can’t kiss outside the hospital, someone might see us.” Robby Robinavitch.

Jack “Fuck boy, wear my dog tags, people need to know you belong to me.” Abbot.

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jackabbot:

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“Dr. Robby doesn’t like to be touched.” Oh, I think it depends on who’s doing the touching… [x]
+BONUS

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