this stupid little beaver bitch

turn around and drive 581 miles in the opposite direction to see bucee. fuck you

men laughing together in public piss me off do that shit at home

getting kicked out at 18 by emotionally abusive mom update

first bag packed! I also applied to 5 different jobs today, so hopefully I get some interviews. also got verbally berated by my mom. (again)

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research purposes | jason todd

Summary: You and Jason are captured by scientists who are obsessed with the effects of the Lazarus Pit. But don't worry, they don't want to hurt you! It's just that they don't know how the Pit affects arousal, and there's only one way to find out.

Pairing: Jason Todd x fem!reader 

Word count: 1.9k

Kinktober fill #1: aphrodisiac

Warnings/tags: dub-con, injections, unethical experiments, aphrodisiacs. you are attracted to jason but well, circumstances. unprotected vaginal sex, voyeurism but in a scientific way. best friend jason, guilty jason. kinda angsty. but sexy!

heed the warnings! do not come into my inbox bitching about FICTION, prudes.

Your mouth is dry when you awaken. Your head is on someone’s thigh. You open your eyes. Jason. 

But his helmet and gear are gone. He’s in a thin blue set of scrubs. The paper material irritates your cheek, and you shift, wincing as it rubs your skin. Jason looks at you and immediately puts his hands under your head and shoulders, helping you sit up. 

“Hey,” he says, gentle but serious. Your stomach sinks; you’re in trouble. He holds your wrist, checking your pulse. “Y’alright?”

Unproblematic male actors don’t exi-

he would not say that.

I was there when he said it actually

"oh yeah even if your opponent has an unexpected advantage that completely turns the tides of battle (you thought they were unarmed when they aren't) you shook totally just keep going with your current plan, otherwise you're a coward"

he would not say that.

you're just afraid of a big thick girlcock

Whether Sun Tzu would be into girldick is completely orthogonal to whether he would give bullshit bravado advice that will get you killed. He's the "logistics win wars" guy.

His ladycock advice would be more like "The wise general chooses an adversary who uses familiar techniques."

there is a lot we will forgive for girlcock on this site but misconstruing Sun Tzu is NOT on that list

For the love of God, sound on.

@vensre

Sometimes “Sound on” is a disappointment. This is not one of those times

transcript: [in thick New England accent] “Holy fucking shit; MA! MA, COME OUTSIDE, THERE’S A FUCKING MOOSE! OR A BUFFALO OR SOME SHIT; THEY’RE FIGHTIN’! Where the fuck are you goin’?! MA!! Hoooly shit; this is some fuckin’ National Geographic shit. MA, CALL THE FUCKIN’ COPS OR THE ASPCA; THERE’S ANIMALS FIGHTIN’ IN THE FRONT LAWN!! OOOOOH SHIT!!”

Jason Todd is the type of boyfriend who looks intimidating—walking hand in hand with you like your personal bodyguard. And when someone stops the two of you for an interview (kind of like on TikTok), he’d guide you to walk past them, muttering a curse about how bothersome those people are.

But the moment he hears the question “Are you two together? How did you meet?”—he stops dead in his tracks.

He’d literally freeze mid-step, then guide you right back to the interviewer without even thinking twice. He’d give them a nod, like granting permission to proceed.

“Oh, okay! Are you two toge—”

“Yes.”

Whenever you answer, he smiles. It’s that type of smile that isn’t obvious, but you can see the slight twitch of his lips. He’s staring at you like you just saved the world.

And if they ask how you two met or how you became a couple? THE MAN would take over completely. He’d tell the story from start to finish, in full detail like he’s narrating a fairytale. And the whole time, he’s looking at you. Not the camera, not the interviewer—just you.

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When the video gets posted, the comments are filled with people losing their minds over how down bad he is for you.

@1234gothambabes: “I forgave the world the moment I met them.” *starts climbing off a tree*

@xoxoredhood: Is he bothering you queen??

@gothamsdiva: THE EYES! He’s so in love I think I’m gonna be sick.

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When you show him the video and the comments, he’s so smug about it. Shrugs casually, muttering, “Well, they’re not wrong. I am down bad,” as his arms snake around your waist, pulling you closer.

He would never let a chance to talk about you pass him by. That’s how in love he is!!

Vans new Artistic Director: SZA dir. Sophie Jones (2025)

“i can fix her, i can fix him, i can fix them”

i think we need to work on you first.

When tumblr refreshes itself and the fic I was reading fucking disappears forever 💔

I’ve been searching for a smau I was reading for three days 😔