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redrawing a scene(s) from house md until i either get bored or give up….. part 2…..

s1 ep2 - paternity

s1 ep3 - occam’s razor

I had the opportunity to grab one of @drathe's commissions for Renoir and Aline. An absolute pleasure to work with, professional, lovely, and so absurdly talented. I mean, the last one barely needs to be said because look at them.

I like to imagine this is set a ways post-game. The family has been working to come back together. And there's just a break for them.

Anyways, I'm going to go ahead and stare at this for the foreseeable future.

Me at 13: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 17: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 21: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 35: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 51: "god I can't wait to go home and read fanfic"

The unicorn and the wasp is probably one of the most buck fucking wild doctor who episodes ever written: a party in the 1920s, featuring the Doctor, Donna, Agatha Christie, a flapper, a pair of gay lovers, the shady hostess and her husband, and a priest. It plays out like a typical whodunit with murders and poisonings until the climax which reveals that the murderer was the priest, who is secretly the hostess' son because the hostess fucked a mysterious man in India. The priest is also a shape-shifting wasp alien (because the man the hostess fucked in India was also a shape-shifting wasp alien: she knew this and was OK with it) who was acting out murders from Agatha Christie's novels because his mother liked those novels and a magical jewel beamed the plot directly into his brain (he had no other motive). And the flapper was secretly a famous jewel thief who had nothing to do with the murders. And the butler didn't do it

And then they won by chucking the jewel into a pond where the wasp-alien chased it and drowned. But Agatha Christie was connected to it, so she passed out, and this explains her 3-day vanishing with no memory

to pretend that horrible people cannot make good art is another way to conflate beauty and talent with integrity and morality. the works of monsters are best examined with knowledge of the author in mind but art is not inherently reflective. human beings are creative, and habitual liars- it'd be stupid to pretend art must always be a portrait of its creator

sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.

caincore

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

For the protocol, the murder weapon is not mentioned anywhere in the original text. He may have killed his brother with his bare hand for all we can tell. But the rock idea os pretty widespread, probably because actual weapons were only invented by Tuval Cain, his great-great-great-great-grandson.

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