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Why do Ancient Vampires fall in love? (3051 words) by Kat_cantdance16 [AO3]

Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: Monster High (Cartoon 2010), Monster High (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Spelldon Cauldronello/Kieran Valentine, Abbey Bominable/Heath Burns, Cleo de Nile/Deuce Gorgon, Draculaura/Clawd Wolf (Monster High), Toralei Stripe/Clawdeen Wolf, Skelita Calaveras/Frankie Stein, Sloman “Slo Mo” Mortavitch/Ghoulia Yelps, past - Relationship, Draculaura/Kieran Valentine, Kieran Valentine and Lord Stoker, Draculaura & Kieran Valentine, Hoodude/Gigi Grant, Lagoona Blue/Gillington “Gil” Webber
Characters: Kieran Valentine, Lord Stoker (Monster High), Spelldon Cauldronello, Rotter (Monster High), Draculaura (Monster High), Toralei Stripe, C.A. Cupid, Abbey Bominable, Ghoulia Yelps, Spectra Vondergeist, Manny Taur, Operetta (Monster High), Cleo de Nile, Deuce Gorgon, Dracula (Monster High), Clawdeen Wolf (Monster High), Clawd Wolf (Monster High), Elissabat | Veronica Von Vamp, Gory Fangtell, Heath Burns (Monster High), Lagoona Blue (Monster High), Gillington “Gil” Webber, Sloman “Slo Mo” Mortavitch, Jackson Jekyll (Monster High), Holt Hyde (Monster High), Skelita Calaveras, Casta Fierce, Meowlody (Monster High), Purrsephone (Monster High), Viperine Gorgon, Clawdia Wolf (Monster High), Headless Headmistress Bloodgood (Monster High), Mr. Hackington (Monster High)
Additional Tags: Teen Romance, Grumpy Old Men, Men Crying, Internalized Homophobia, Homophobia, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, gay old men, Everyone Is Gay, Kieran Valentine needs a hug, yes I am sleep deprived how did you know?, Gay, and if not gay, then bisexual, Trans Character, except it’s like when Disney announces their one hundredth ‘first gay character’, it’s Gil, she has a little arc, it’s cute, Her name is the same tho, her parents suck ass, Abusive Parents, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, I’m the author btw, Domestic Fluff, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort
Summary:

Bram Stoker is once again an outcast in a world where he’d fought tooth and nail to be respected, but when one of the most powerful vampires ever created finds out the true loneliness of his existence the newly-reformed Vampire Court demands Stoker’s answers and knowledge in helping both the super-powered (and super-moody) teenager and other monsters at Monster High discover the true potential of their abilities. Also he’s super gay just so ya know!

I will upload once a week if I can, if I don’t upload I’m either dead, busy or depressed. I don’t know which of those three is the worst tbh.

Source: archiveofourown.org
katcannaedance
katcannaedance

My Monster High Au

  • Kieran comes back to Monster High with Lord Stoker who is now teaching Monsters and Magic.
  • Monsters and Magic is a subject designed for the magical monsters at the school who have no control over their abilities.
  • E.g Heath, sometimes Abbie, Spelldon (ya'll know where this is going), Gigi, etc.
  • Stoker is still an asshole in my au but the only monster he really gives a shit about it Kieran.
  • I think that he'd have a child with a normie when he was younger but when the vampire courts found out both were executed.
  • That's why he's so focused on tradition and control, if he gets fucked over then everyone gets fucked over.
  • He adopted Kieran and turned him when he was around four because he found him in the forest on his own (in Ireland obv).
  • Kieran's mother ended up being a nanny who pretends to be his parent when Lord Stoker isn't able to be there.
  • Kieran has a strong sense of superiority because he's always been expected to take care of himself by his mother.
  • He thinks he's the adult and the "mature one" in every conversation.
  • In reality he's one of the most emotionally unstable monsters at the school because he's had no support his whole unlife.
  • He and Spelldon become close because they're both so hated at Monster High.
  • Spelldon is hated because a video leaked of him crashing out at Casta behind the scenes and calling her entitled and spoiled.
  • Everyone assumes he's ungrateful and doesn't know what he's talking about.
  • In reality, Casta's existence ruined any chance Spelldon had at making friends or being in a genuine relationship because everyone is so obsessed with her.
  • he doesn't have that problem with Kieran cause he's strictly a classical music kind of guy.
  • Despite a reasonable crash out I still think Spelldon would be a bit of a dick to other monsters.
  • He's just not good at socialising ok?
  • He has trust issues.
  • I think Kieran definitely has issues with his own mental health in the sense that he tries to force himself to be the "romantic" emotional vampire everyone saw when he was seducing Draculaura when in reality he's on the verge of a breakdown like 24/7.
  • This guy throws some of the biggest tantrums you will ever see.
  • He almost destroyed the Creepeteria one day because a bunch of little things had set him off and then he'd missed his favourite food of the week because Clawdeen had deliberately bought one for all of her ghoul friends to piss him off.
  • He managed to get to an abandoned bathroom and destroy that instead but other monsters still found out about it and wrote him off as spoiled and entitled without knowing the full story.
  • Reminds me of someone else I know.
  • Bro absolutely has some form of OCD as well.
  • Every inch of his dorm room is colour coded in various shades of red and pinks.
  • One time Spectra had gone in as a spy and accidentally moved something.
  • He didn't leave his room for three days.
  • Stoker had to tell him that he moved it and then sterilise the whole thing.
  • For an undead vampire, Valentine does not like germs.
katcannaedance

So...

Chapter one has been updated and chapter two is coming soon. WCWGOMC is being written and finished in tandem with this story. So don't worry, it is coming!

katcannaedance

Chapter two is here bitches!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/77046291/chapters/201666551

ao3 ao3 writer monster high monster high head cannons kieran valentine spelltine spelldon cauldronello lord stoker
tediouslibrarian
fyodior

a talking point i often see when defending the consumption of dark content is that it’s a coping mechanism for those with trauma which is very valid and true but i also want to make this abundantly clear: you can like dark content for no reason. you can enjoy fucked up shit in fiction because it’s enjoyable and entertaining. trauma is not required as a ticket for entry. enjoy your dark content bc it’s fun and sexy and don’t let anyone take that away from you

amorphousgenderlesscryptid

image

sometimes the reason is this

robot-roadtrip-rants

reblog if you love to see that shit that was fucking crazy

katcannaedance
katcannaedance

My Monster High Au

  • Kieran comes back to Monster High with Lord Stoker who is now teaching Monsters and Magic.
  • Monsters and Magic is a subject designed for the magical monsters at the school who have no control over their abilities.
  • E.g Heath, sometimes Abbie, Spelldon (ya'll know where this is going), Gigi, etc.
  • Stoker is still an asshole in my au but the only monster he really gives a shit about it Kieran.
  • I think that he'd have a child with a normie when he was younger but when the vampire courts found out both were executed.
  • That's why he's so focused on tradition and control, if he gets fucked over then everyone gets fucked over.
  • He adopted Kieran and turned him when he was around four because he found him in the forest on his own (in Ireland obv).
  • Kieran's mother ended up being a nanny who pretends to be his parent when Lord Stoker isn't able to be there.
  • Kieran has a strong sense of superiority because he's always been expected to take care of himself by his mother.
  • He thinks he's the adult and the "mature one" in every conversation.
  • In reality he's one of the most emotionally unstable monsters at the school because he's had no support his whole unlife.
  • He and Spelldon become close because they're both so hated at Monster High.
  • Spelldon is hated because a video leaked of him crashing out at Casta behind the scenes and calling her entitled and spoiled.
  • Everyone assumes he's ungrateful and doesn't know what he's talking about.
  • In reality, Casta's existence ruined any chance Spelldon had at making friends or being in a genuine relationship because everyone is so obsessed with her.
  • he doesn't have that problem with Kieran cause he's strictly a classical music kind of guy.
  • Despite a reasonable crash out I still think Spelldon would be a bit of a dick to other monsters.
  • He's just not good at socialising ok?
  • He has trust issues.
  • I think Kieran definitely has issues with his own mental health in the sense that he tries to force himself to be the "romantic" emotional vampire everyone saw when he was seducing Draculaura when in reality he's on the verge of a breakdown like 24/7.
  • This guy throws some of the biggest tantrums you will ever see.
  • He almost destroyed the Creepeteria one day because a bunch of little things had set him off and then he'd missed his favourite food of the week because Clawdeen had deliberately bought one for all of her ghoul friends to piss him off.
  • He managed to get to an abandoned bathroom and destroy that instead but other monsters still found out about it and wrote him off as spoiled and entitled without knowing the full story.
  • Reminds me of someone else I know.
  • Bro absolutely has some form of OCD as well.
  • Every inch of his dorm room is colour coded in various shades of red and pinks.
  • One time Spectra had gone in as a spy and accidentally moved something.
  • He didn't leave his room for three days.
  • Stoker had to tell him that he moved it and then sterilise the whole thing.
  • For an undead vampire, Valentine does not like germs.
katcannaedance

So…

Chapter one has been updated and chapter two is coming soon. WCWGOMC is being written and finished in tandem with this story. So don’t worry, it is coming!

ao3 ao3 writer monster high monster high head cannons kieran valentine spelltine spelldon cauldronello lord stoker

My Monster High Au

  • Kieran comes back to Monster High with Lord Stoker who is now teaching Monsters and Magic.
  • Monsters and Magic is a subject designed for the magical monsters at the school who have no control over their abilities.
  • E.g Heath, sometimes Abbie, Spelldon (ya’ll know where this is going), Gigi, etc.
  • Stoker is still an asshole in my au but the only monster he really gives a shit about it Kieran.
  • I think that he’d have a child with a normie when he was younger but when the vampire courts found out both were executed.
  • That’s why he’s so focused on tradition and control, if he gets fucked over then everyone gets fucked over.
  • He adopted Kieran and turned him when he was around four because he found him in the forest on his own (in Ireland obv).
  • Kieran’s mother ended up being a nanny who pretends to be his parent when Lord Stoker isn’t able to be there.
  • Kieran has a strong sense of superiority because he’s always been expected to take care of himself by his mother.
  • He thinks he’s the adult and the “mature one” in every conversation.
  • In reality he’s one of the most emotionally unstable monsters at the school because he’s had no support his whole unlife.
  • He and Spelldon become close because they’re both so hated at Monster High.
  • Spelldon is hated because a video leaked of him crashing out at Casta behind the scenes and calling her entitled and spoiled.
  • Everyone assumes he’s ungrateful and doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
  • In reality, Casta’s existence ruined any chance Spelldon had at making friends or being in a genuine relationship because everyone is so obsessed with her.
  • he doesn’t have that problem with Kieran cause he’s strictly a classical music kind of guy.
  • Despite a reasonable crash out I still think Spelldon would be a bit of a dick to other monsters.
  • He’s just not good at socialising ok?
  • He has trust issues.
  • I think Kieran definitely has issues with his own mental health in the sense that he tries to force himself to be the “romantic” emotional vampire everyone saw when he was seducing Draculaura when in reality he’s on the verge of a breakdown like 24/7.
  • This guy throws some of the biggest tantrums you will ever see.
  • He almost destroyed the Creepeteria one day because a bunch of little things had set him off and then he’d missed his favourite food of the week because Clawdeen had deliberately bought one for all of her ghoul friends to piss him off.
  • He managed to get to an abandoned bathroom and destroy that instead but other monsters still found out about it and wrote him off as spoiled and entitled without knowing the full story.
  • Reminds me of someone else I know.
  • Bro absolutely has some form of OCD as well.
  • Every inch of his dorm room is colour coded in various shades of red and pinks.
  • One time Spectra had gone in as a spy and accidentally moved something.
  • He didn’t leave his room for three days.
  • Stoker had to tell him that he moved it and then sterilise the whole thing.
  • For an undead vampire, Valentine does not like germs.
ao3 ao3 writer monster high monster high head cannons spelltine kieran valentine spelldon cauldronello lord stoker

MONSTER HIGH AU

Imagine if Lord Stoker, with all of his (alleged) expertise on monster history and magic was hired by principal Bloodgood as like a community service type thing. And obviously he’d bring Valentine with him cause it’s my own personal little headcannon that Kieran is the only monster Stoker actually cares about. He has mama bear instincts around this stuck-up and spoiled emotional vampire and he will hurt you if you hurt his child.

Valentine would obv be in his emo era with his hair covering one eye and just not being himself at all. Anyway Valentine get’s dragged to monster high because surprise surprise-being an emotional vampire means you have no control over your powers when you’re particularly emotional.

One hissy fit about smelling bad later and they’re still extracting his poor mother from the stomach of a carnivorous rose.

ao3 ao3 writer headcannons monster high kieran valentine lord stoker monster high head cannons
falling-stars-dont-go-far
mikewytrykus

The Milt Kahl Head Swaggle
(Source: Cartoon Brew)

purpleneenee

I love it when you can pick up an animator’s quirks. 

blairtrabbit

     I’ve read in old interviews with Milt Khal’s fellow animators that he did the swaggle to purposefully show off. Moving the head in 3-d space is an exceptionally hard thing to do but Khal upped the level of difficulty to a place many animators wouldn’t go.
     Not only are they all doing the swaggle you’ll notice they are all TALKING while they are doing it. This is back in the days where you had to use a timing sheet to pace your animation and a head swaggle doesn’t work if its too slow or too fast so he had to figure out the right speed so it looked natural while the character finishes what they have to say while not interfering with the distinct mouth shapes.
      Not only did Khal do it without any shifting weight problems or timing issues he would often do it while moving the rest of the body. This isn’t his signature move just because he was good at it.This is his signature move because he was one of the only people skilled enough to DO IT AT ALL.

Milt Khal was a MASTER.

riverthunder

God, I can’t express to you how fucking DELIGHTED I become whenever they Milt Khal Head Swaggle Post graces my dash with its presence again.

I’m just thinking…

XY has to be akumatised at some point right…RIGHT!????

ao3 ao3 writer miraculous fandom miraculous fanfic luka couffaine xy roth xavier yves roth xy Pls I need this I read a really good fic for it It was called Prince Perfect I mean it was a little straight for my taste But it was still such a good akuma idea I'm stealing it for my rewrite He'll be Prince Parfait Which is just perfect in French He's sweets themed Cause I said so Deal with it