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Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

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This post is: Bouba

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Why is it called a comfort ship when i want to inflict blunt force trauma on both of them

i for one plan to be more insane about platonic relationships in 2025

happy new year’s eve. let’s be even more insane than that about platonic relationships in 2026.

some phighting oc art for u all

second img character by @katscribblez

Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

OUTTA TOUCH THURSDAY!

The Final Out Of Touch Thursday 2023!

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

i know what i’m doing dw

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

You're failing.

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

?????

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

ares is the god of war, not kratos

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao

Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book

hey is this still post of the year or

NO

how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?

I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

And the post of the year goes to.....

here is me holding my trophy for tumblr post of the year. i'd like to thank no one in particular but i would like to unthank everyone who decided this one in particular was post of the year. i will never let this down ever

I remember this post dropping, what a great day. OP I hope you know this was the highlight of my week when it dropped, it was so good.

GINGER SLUTS

Okay, I know the name is a little odd, but sadly, I've forgotten the reasoning for it. I believe I found the recipe on @gallusrostromegalus page here, but I'm not sure. Sadly, the post containing the original recipe seems to have gotten swept up in the Great Smut Purge on Tumblr because of the name. Anyway, these are delightful, crisp cookies with a slight, decadent chew near the center and just EXPLODE with flavor, both from the cookie itself and the little chunks of crystallized ginger. Imagine the best ginger snap you've had and multiply that by ten! Also, I did add an optional 1/4 teaspoon of cayenne pepper to give it an extra kick. Just wonderful! ============================================== Naamah's Ginger Spice Cookies / Ginger Sluts Ingredients: 3/4 cup vegetable shortening 1 cup firmly packed dark brown sugar 1 large egg, beaten lightly 1/4 cup unsulfured full-flavored dark molasses 2-5 tablespoons crystallized ginger, chopped to size of chocolate chips ("optional" but without it they are not ginger sluts) 2 cups all-purpose flour 2 teaspoons baking soda 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1 teaspoon dried ground ginger 1/2 teaspoon ground cloves 1/4 teaspoon salt granulated sugar (or turbinado sugar) for dipping the balls of dough optional: black or cayenne pepper optional: for raw-dough safe cookies, or vegan cookies, substitute 1/4 cup pumpkin and 1 teaspoon of baking powder optional decoration: red and green sugar sprinkles Preparation: In a great big bowl, cream the shortening, brown sugar, molasses, and egg together until smooth. If you are adding pumpkin, do it now. If you are adding the crystallized ginger, add it when you are done with this step. In a second bowl, mix the flour, baking soda, cinnamon, ginger, cloves, and salt. Add any pepper or cayenne at this time. If you're substituting pumpkin for egg, don't forget your baking powder. When you measure the flour, use a tablespoon to add it to a measuring cup to be sure it has the proper loft, then level with a knife. Add the flour mixture into the shortening mixture in several batches, stirring well. The finished cookie dough may be soft and may be stiff, depending on whether you used shortening in a stick (recommended, IMO) or shortening from a can (harder to stir). Either way, cover it and chill it for at least one hour. Roll even tablespoons of the dough into balls and press one side of each ball into the turbinado or granulated sugar. Around Christmas I like to mix red and green sugar crystals with the dipping sugar, but these cookies look great with plain granulated sugar and best of all with coarse, caramel-colored turbinado sugar. Arrange the balls well-spaced with the sugar sides up on greased baking sheets. They spread a lot! Bake them on the middle rack of a preheated 375°F oven for 10 or 12 minutes, or until the surface puffs up and then flattens way out. Keep an eye on them the first time you make them. Some oven configurations will produce a done cookie in only 8 minutes. When ready they will be gingery-colored and cracked, like Mars. They'll be a little poofy and soft but not gooey in the middle. Let them cool for a minute on the sheet (they will deflate a bit), then transfer to cooling racks with a metal spatula. Take them out on the early side if you like chewy, soft cookies, on the late side if you want them a little crispier. If you use strictly level tablespoons of dough, this recipe makes around 40 cookies. They will disappear much faster than you think. Don't make them too big; as I said, they spread.

...So this is the family recipie but I have no reccolection of calling them "Ginger Sluts?" I tend to lean on the molasses and add a bit of Karo syrup for less brown sugar to make them extra-soft so sometimes they come out as "Ginger Bends" or "Gingergami" cookies instead of hard "Snaps" Love the name tho. There's a lot of gingers in my family and friend circle.

why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.

fixing this injustice by slapping it on your post

There really is no feeling quite like discovering a new song that fits your blorbo to a T. Best I can do to convey it is something like

Shoutout to the person who reblogged this 185 times in a row. I understand completely.

Well, that was fun but now it's time to put him back in the freezer

Important PSA

Listen, buddy, the sooner you realize I can’t be killed with any weapon made upon this world, the sooner we can be friends :)

Oh, you made a knife with iron from a meteorite? Good thinking, pal! Did you also make the knife while in orbit? No? Then it was made upon this world, and thus can’t kill me. Now can we please play Mario kart?

Wow, you summoned an ancient hero from the past to defeat me. That would be sick if the elemental composition of the world was different back then. But since it wasn’t I’m going to teach them how to play Bomberman

Could I just like, throw a meteor at you or smth? does that count as a weapon

Where are you when you throw it at me?

I am trying to figure out how the hell someone not born of this earth could solve this problem, but it’s hard because every human is from here, I cant prove aliens exist/are contactable in this hypothetical. How far removed do the mechanisms that could kill you have to be from humans, could I potentially have a machine created in space made of space materials create one of the same and have it as a loop until it’s far removed enough from a human? This is TOUGH.

And where are you from?

Just get a moon rock and throw it really hard. Duh.

And where are you when you throw it?

​we just went through this. can’t we just play monopoly 😩?

"Weapon made *UPON* this world.* Not weapon used from this world.

Monopoly would make me want to throw that moon rock.

You MAKE something a weapon when you choose to use it for violence, doesn’t matter where it’s from or its original function. If you choose to throw a moon rock at me, it becomes a weapon in that moment; so I ask again: where are you when you throw it? My second question, do you want to be the banker :) ? I wanna be the top hat

Why don't you want to be friends with the immortal space earth entity? You guys are just mean.

That’s what I’m saying, they’re so meaners to me when they could be niceies to me 😣😖

:(

I like how the main way you can tell this is a creature not of this world is not the method by which it can be killed, but instead by how it thinks Monopoly is a means to *make* friendships, when in fact it is the friendship killer.

i CANNOT express how much more lovable my friends are to me at their most annoying. i'd rather hear the same story 3 times than not at all. i'd rather read a 22 message text rant about something totally inconsequential than not hear from you all day. i'd rather you tag me in the stupidest post i've ever seen than not know that it made you think of a conversation we had a month ago. BE ANNOYING AT ME. I LOVE YOU

and not to mention all the playthroughs. The unnecessary feelings reaction compilations never end.

If I had a nickel for every time a random person picked up ace attorney with no expectations and saw wrightworth I would have enough money to buy capcom and make 100% wrightworth canon.

:> made a shrimb ornament

number 2!!

Ingredients:

digs up my shrornament recipe for anyone who wants to do a liddol craft

I am once again reblogging this for the holidays ✨

why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.

fixing this injustice by slapping it on your post