picks up an ant by the scruff of its neck

Beth McCarthy gives trans fan new name

Queer joy detected!

Honestly I think it might be bad for him but who am I to tell him what to do. He likes what he likes. I don’t care if he is gay. There’s no telling whether it is really bad for him or not because there is no research on this. Maybe it is making him stronger

jesus christ i'm so stressed for him

Caroline Green/Michael Parsons (USA)

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

green/parsons having the free program of their career and which is also one of the best frees of the season when they probably won’t go to the olympics makes me so sad i feel it in my stomach

Happy Friday afternoon! 😁☺️ We've done it! 😎😌 We've got to the end of the week ‼️✅️ We've locked 🔒 up ⬆️ our warehouse 🚚 we've parked ⛲️♿️ up our vans 🚐 we have logged off ❌️ our computers 💻 and I've quickly 🏃‍♂️ popped 🫧 into my local favorite pub 🍻🇬🇧 for a cheeky pint of beer ☺️🍺 and look 😳🔎 a little bit of 🤏 early dinner 🍴😋 because the wife 👰‍♀ I love her dearly 🥰❤️ but her cooking 🍳👩‍🍳 ain't that great 🙅‍♂️🤢 and we've got 😮 a stunning ✨️ beef and ale pie 🥧🍮 a bitofmashedpotatoes 🥔🧈 baked beans 🫘 in a pot 🫕 which I think 💭 is wrong 😤 but it's happeninganyway 🤷‍♂️ and of course a bit of gravy 🥣🍲 and you know me 😉 I never look 🚫👀 when I pour 🙈🫗 because I am ☝️‼️ the absolute govnah 💂‍♂️🧑‍💼 And listen goiuys 👂 hope you had a great week 😘⌚️ keep on smashin' life 💥😮 keep givin' it a hundred 💯 and ten 🔟 per cent 🔣 and don't go home 🏠 until you're proud ✌️😌 And listen 🎧🙉 cheers to you all 🏅🎆 You deserve it 😉 A'bosh! ⁉️

“Cleaning the House” painting by Sally Welchman.

Interview after the women's short program at 2026 US Nationals

Amber Glenn (USA)

"that's right, your majesty! You are in dire need of a new freezer... Do not concern yourself with the large cardboard container in which it shall be delivered! Just let your lowly advisor take care of that..."