love when a character is a scientist and their speciality is science and they do science in a science lab. no specifics no clear goals no clue where their funding comes from. dont even worry about it. science.
January 14, 2026 - An ICE agent angered by a snowball goes in hot pursuit of an antifascist local in Minnesota.
I have good news, the great people of Minnesota have started using buckets of water to create large slippery patches in their neighborhoods as a further deterrent to federal agents terrorists.
It is currently 32 degrees fahrenheit and supposed to drop to 11 degrees fahrenheit over the coming weekend.
live up to your names pigs
Hang on was that a camera flash or was that a reckless discharge within city limits
Reckless discharge. Going frame by frame you can see the muzzle of the gun light up as it fires.
the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw
I have made some memes to commemorate the day
Official Post of Massachusetts
absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun
The second funniest x files bit is whenever Skinner goes "I can't stick my neck out for you this time. I won't. You're on your own for this one. This is on you. I've put my job on the line for you two already. This is out of my hands. You're way out of line. I can't bail you out this time. I can't help you." and then immediately proceeds to help them
batman's newest villain: the newt 🦎
Quit calling it cheetah print
It's very clearly leopard print
Die
Fucking die
Just fucking die
Die already
Die
Die
Just die
Just fucking die
debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"
This post has found its target market
If you ever feel useless, remember the UN is concerned about this situation
DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website "IMDb" (I am DB)
I love when paranormal investigators appeal to their long experience for credibility. I've been playing pretend for seventeen years, and let me tell you in that time I've imagined some shit you wouldn't believe.






