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@kermitkemistry

Sarah•22•She/Her

love when a character is a scientist and their speciality is science and they do science in a science lab. no specifics no clear goals no clue where their funding comes from. dont even worry about it. science.

January 14, 2026 - An ICE agent angered by a snowball goes in hot pursuit of an antifascist local in Minnesota.

I have good news, the great people of Minnesota have started using buckets of water to create large slippery patches in their neighborhoods as a further deterrent to federal agents terrorists.

It is currently 32 degrees fahrenheit and supposed to drop to 11 degrees fahrenheit over the coming weekend.

live up to your names pigs

Hang on was that a camera flash or was that a reckless discharge within city limits

Reckless discharge. Going frame by frame you can see the muzzle of the gun light up as it fires.

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

The second funniest x files bit is whenever Skinner goes "I can't stick my neck out for you this time. I won't. You're on your own for this one. This is on you. I've put my job on the line for you two already. This is out of my hands. You're way out of line. I can't bail you out this time. I can't help you." and then immediately proceeds to help them

Quit calling it cheetah print

It's very clearly leopard print

Die

Fucking die

Just fucking die

Die already

Die

Die

Just die

Just fucking die

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

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2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

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I love when paranormal investigators appeal to their long experience for credibility. I've been playing pretend for seventeen years, and let me tell you in that time I've imagined some shit you wouldn't believe.

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