The world needs more black trans girls. The world needs to Love black trans girls.

You all need to hear this:

1. You probably dont suck at your craft as much as you think you do, I bet a lot of people are amazed at what you can make, and

2. If you actually are the Literal Worst In The Whole Wide World at your craft... who the fuck cares? What are they gonna do, call the police on you? Keep making your shitty little things, youre the boss of you, fuck the haters.

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

OP I want you to know I think of this post every single time I have to wash a spoon.

hi everybody in the world. can i have a hug

if your study of the prevalence of something takes place through a preexisting database of patients

your study is not of the prevalence of that thing in general

it is of prevalence within a specific population consisting of patients at a specific institution(s) and cannot be generalized to the population at large

and the specificity of your sample NEEDS TO BE NOTED IN THE TITLE OR AT LEAST THE FUCKING ABSTRACT

Please stop telling trans women to eat burgers, they should be eating delicious dumplings in a savory broth. This will cure the body and soul.

If you wish to grow as a woman, and I mean that in every sense of the word, you must cultivate within yourself the type of grandmother figure who asks if you've been eating enough then brings out three courses and, of course, a delicious dessert.

bring back egirls

girls already take e wdym

everyone say thank you trans women

thank you potato. I love you potato. Everyone praise the potato

req'd by @galactic-max

and on that farm is some dude named Kendrick ig

text: Old man yaoi had a farm E I E I O

In the club

love how much of Aragorn’s initial interactions with the hobbits is just telling them not to say things

aragorn: could you stop casually invoking the dread name of the ancient and terrible evil that even now follows at our very heels for FIVE MINUTES

aragorn: hey I gotta take a breather can you take over the hobbit duties for a bit

gandalf: no worries got you covered

Aragorn’s given up

elrond: hey you can’t say that here

gandalf: you can’t tell me what to say, do I look like a hobbit to you

The film repositions this for comedy, but in Return of the King, there’s this scene:

Gandalf, outside the door: oh hang on, just a sec. for reasons I won’t explain; this is about to get super geopolitical. Try not to spill too many beans in front of Denethor.

Pippin: Do I have that many of them?

Denethor: right, you ignorant child! Under my skilled interrogation I shall force you to spill the beans.

Pippin: I know three things about beans and will share them (under skilled interrogation, discourses for a full hour on beans, the preparation thereof, the cultivation thereof, and the Shire’s various thoughts on beans in general)

Gandalf: (pretends to be annoyed) denethor if you wanted SENSIBLE discourse on geopolitical beans I am RIGHT HERE

Denethor, fascinated: no! I already know everything you’re about to say and I’m NOT accepting criticism at this time. And I genuinely have no idea what this guy’s going to say next - do you have ANY idea how fun that is for me

Pippin: now the classic market share of baked beans inna tin belongs to Heinz, but I myself am a Branston man, because - referencing my previous statements - if you want beans, you do NOT need to faff about with a tin opener. The decision to retain the pop-top -

Gandalf: this is unbelievable. denethor, can we -

Denethor: BZT! ✋ let him cook

(Later)

Pippin: are you mad at me for talking about beans for an hour

Gandalf: it was, in a weird way, the best move on the chessboard, and so politically savvy that it furthered three of my agendas, and was also really funny to listen to. Denethor has the long sight; he is accustomed to reading the minds and hearts of men at a long distance, these long years. Actually, maybe this has jaded him as much as anything else. To meet a mind whose umwelt, whose very nature, he has not already fully plumbed is not just an act of political obfuscation on our part; for Denethor himself, could such fresh provocation burst his stagnant social bubble, and save him from being so terminally fucking online? Might we have uncovered the potential of a Theoden thematic parallel? Much to ponder. The only unfortunate bit was that you kept freezing up and looking guilty when Denethor asked you about containers

Pippin: you said not to spill any beans and I was worried he’d trip me up

Gandalf: it is, as ever, like talking to a fucking genie with you people

About 2hrs45mins into plotting twill patterns by hand, I realised the perfect durable, clear, fixable-while-making-but-fixed-afterwards format for this would be fused beads (aka hama beads, perler beads, hot beads, probably other names besides). I might have a little shopping trip this afternoon. It's been a further half hour and my hand is starting to tell me to take a break...

Why are fuse beads so fucking expensive

anyone else living paralyzed by fear that you'll say one wrong thing and get excluded from the very small places you managed to carve for yourself because you don't have the mental strength to reach out to others anymore

or am i just insane

“the word transandrophobia implies that cis men are oppressed for being men and also that trans women don’t suffer oppression” yeah buddy and the word mosquito implies the existence of a larger, more powerful insect named el mosco. do you have any other fantastic insights for us

❌ NO MORE SAFE CANNING PRACTICES! 🚫🥫 It's time to put the U 🫵 in BOTULISM!!