want a shirt that says YOU SHOULD FEEL VISCERALLY VIOLATED BY THE UNSTOPPABLE CORPORATE ENCROACHMENTS ON YOUR ATTENTION SPAN, BY THE FACT THAT YOU STARTLE LIKE A TRAINED ANIMAL AT EVERY NOTIFICATION, BOTH OVERSTIMULATED AND BORED, LETHARGIC AND JUMPY, WAITING FOR THE NEXT BIT OF VALIDATION WITH THE SAME SICKLY EXCITEMENT AND FEAR AS A GAMBLER AT THE TABLE
I want a shirt that says Phone Notifications are amazing and apps are lifee
I have plenty of shirts already so I don’t want any more
watching jacobs ladder and this fucking picture of baby macaulay culkin obliterated any atmosphere the movie had up to this point and kind of for the rest of the movie
Hey when you guys say something is for the lovers and the dreamers can you include me in that too? The lovers the dreamers and me if it’s not too much to ask
we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I’m wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said “I throw my hands up in the air sometimes”? I appreciated his restraint. You can’t just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There’s a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.
the solution for majima’s outfit lacking a shirt is the one that was used when pipimi from pop team epic cosplayed majima in the official pop team epic x yakuza collab (a sando with the tattoos printed on them)
