I'm tired of people acting like Jason Todd is a manwhore.. THAT MAN WOULD BE SUCH A VIRGIN???? I'm gonna use under the red hood for this.

HE DIED WHEN HE WAS FIFTEEN, WAS DEAD FOR FIVE YEARS, GOT RESURRECTED, AND IMMEDIATELY STARTED THAT GRIND. HE WOULD NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT BITCHES, THAT BOY IS SO TRAUMATISED THAT HE'D PROBABLY IS SCARED TO TALK TO MOST PEOPLE (💔💔)

AND THEN THE ARKHAM GAMES??? NO WAY THAT MAN FUCKED, HE WAS TOO BUSY PLANNING HIS ADOPTIVE FATHERS DEATH.

My point is, in every damn universe and Earth this man has been through hell. He would NOT be fucking bitches and getting hoes.

YES YES YES AND YESSSS I’LL ALWAYS SECOND THIS

THAT MAN IS NOT A WOMANISER LEAVE HIM ALONE

Coalition of Chaos

“Firs’ years! This way! No more’n four to a boat!” The giant man (Hagrid, they’ll later learn) called cheerfully, waving his lantern around like a lighthouse keeper on meth.

“Jesus Christ,” Soap whispered, clutching Rudy’s arm like a Victorian maiden spotting a ghost. “Is that a boss fight?”

Eris narrowed her eyes. “Why does he have a lantern? Why is he that big? Why is he-“

”Konig,” Graves blurted out. “Is that your dad?”

Konig turned his head slowly, staring at Graves like he was trying to decide whether murder is frowned upon in his second life or not.

“… I am Austrian,” Konig said finally, voice flat. “He looks like a Bavarian folklore warning poster.”

Soap wheezed and Price bit his knuckle to avoid laughing. Laswell muttered. “You’re going to get sat on by a giant, Phillip. I’m not bailing you out.”

Graves just shrugs, unrepentant. “I’m just sayin’. He’s got the same vibe. Like he could pick up a cow and yeet it into orbit.”

”Do not antagonize the woodland demigod,” Ghost muttered from under his cloak.

Meanwhile, Hagrid is still waving his lantern, cheery as hell. “Firs’ years this way! Mind the squid!”

”… mind the what,” Soap says.

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BATBOYS BUT THEY WITNESS A STRANGER PULL F!READER INTO A HUG AND CLAIM TO BE HER BOYFRIEND. FT. MARK GRAYSON! P.T.2

★ TAGS: older!damian wayne, older!duke thomas, everyone is 18+, mention of death, romance, mark is utterly devoted to you, jealousy, lots and lots of jealousy, little bit of dark!batboys, kind of dark!mark too

★ A/N: tim didn't get to speak much last chapter so i'm hoping this one makes up for it!! also also, you guys have acc overwhelmed me with all the support, thank you all so much 😭💞💞💞

★ 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐕 ★ | ★ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ! ★ | ★ 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 ★

MARK DID, IN FACT, SAY 'DIFFERENT DIMENSION'—

—and now, he's sat on your bullet-hole-covered couch, head moving from side-to-side as he watches you pace the room behind your broken table, one hand holding your elbow, the other situated beneath your chin.

You're half paying attention to him, half stuck in your own thoughts, his earlier words repeating in your mind like a mantra, a broken record player you can't seem to fix no matter how much you move its lever.

"Okay," you whisper, maybe to him, maybe to yourself, "let's... let's run this back. You said you're my... boyfriend, right?"

Mark nods in time with a few growls in the background.

I hate the cod fanfics that treat the characters like babies, like if you’re in the barracks with them you’re a soldier to. Means you’re a soldier, you’re tough and a small tummy ache isn’t going to cause ghost to come baby you and cooing at you. It drives me nuts when ALL the characters are fucking y/n and she’s the barrack bunny or something getting passed around.

This is just my opinion though I write really gross things so there’s that.

ISAGI YOICHI DESERVES MORE RESPECT.

Minor rant incoming:

It fuckin pisses me off that people underestimate Isagi so much, like even after he's leaving people in the dust left and right and is now a terrifying player in his own right, he's still treated like some- some weakling?! What the fuck?!

Its like he has to prove his worth with every fuckin match, to every single fucking person, every single time. They all act like he's beneath them and finally catching up. They all go on about like "Omg Isagi so weak he gotta compensate for it with his smarts"

Like. Bitch. No. His smarts is fucking crushing all of you. Oh my god. His smart is a weapon that is so fuckin terrifying but everyone's like "Uwu isagi, ur lucky, barely scraped by the skin of ur teeth there" like. Fuck off omg, he destroyed u. Stfu.

He's already devoured Barou, Chigiri, Nagi, Reo, Aiku: fuckin Rin and Shidou (although briefly) even before the U-20 MATCH BEGAN.. And yet they are considered better players in blue-lock verse?! Like mf in what world does that make sense?!

ITOSHI SAE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO I SEE PROPERLY RESPECTING ISAGI'S POTENTIAL, HE DIDN'T SAY SHIT LIKE 'I underestimated you' or 'lucky shot'

NO, HE FUCKIN ACKNOWLEDEGED ISAGI AS A STRIKER AND A POWEFUL ONE AT THAT (RIGHTLY SO) AND THEN MOVED THE FUCK ON.

His observational skills are a weapon, people gotta stop acting like physical weapons are the only ones that count. Isagi been breaking them weapons left and right with his mf brain. Ong.

And the NEL. God the fucking NEL.

He's keeping up with kaiser. I'd go so far as to say, he's managing to beat the fucking shit out of kaiser and in such a short while no less, working with the pitifully small pieces of advice that he himself has to go ask Noa for. We havent seen him recieve any other mentorship.

HE FUCKING IMPROVED HIS LEFT FOOT SO FUCKING MUCH IN LIKE- 10 DAYS. WITHOUT WHATEVER FUCKIN STEROIDS EGO WAS GIVING KUNIGAMI. AND HE MANAGED TO EVEN CONVERT IT INTO A USEFUL WEAPON?!

He devoured fuckin Chris motherfuckin' Prince. And adult. World's no. 2. And people just?? Brush over that?! Like mf. What do u want from him. What more do u want from him.

AND HE'S DOING ALL THIS WHILE HIS SHOTS HAVE BEEN GETTING BLOCKED AND STOLEN LEFT AND RIGHT BY HIS OWN TEAMMATES (FELLOW BLUE-LOCKERS INCLUDED)

My boy deserves so much more respect from like. Every single fucking person in bluelock verse.

I WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THIS. ISAGI YOICHI DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER-

i-i cannot

resist

THE REQUEST BLARGH—

@linxel HERE YOU GO

Harry Potter x DC x Danny Phantom prompt idea

Okay so I haven't seen Danny Phantom in years but I've gotten big into Danny Phantom x DC crossovers lately thanks to tiktok (r.i.p), anyways before that I'd gotten big into Harry Potter x DC crossovers. I've even written a couple myself on ao3.

Anyways, last night, I got this idea for a 3 way crossover with Harry, Jason, and Danny. Harry would be the Master of Death, and Danny would be the Ghost King. Both of them would, for some reason or another, end up in Gotham and come across Jason, whether when he's a civilian or as Red Hood would be up to you. Whether Danny and Harry met first and then become friends before Jason comes in, it's up to you, but I do like the idea.

Maybe they're roommates at university and then are dancing around the sexual tension between them or something when Jason or Red Hood appears, and both are sold instantly. They need to drag Jason in and make themselves a throuple. Bonus points for both Harry and Danny looking like unassuming small twinks while Jason is the absolute tank of a man utterly besotted with two guys who honestly look a bit like drowned wet rats or something compared to him.

Danny, of course, would be doing a degree with aerospace engineering or any other space related degree you want to give him. I'm not sure on Harry, but I also want to throw out like over half of the bullshit from the series. He'd actually be smart and, for one, not have taken divination. I personally prefer the fics where he's in runes and arthimancy too but especially runes. Honestly, come up with whatever degree you want but I'd have it where he'd also managed to get his muggle education along with Wizarding one, he could do that after the war and before coming to Gotham if you want.

Honestly, I just really want a Harry, Danny, and Jason fic of three fucking nerds in love and stressing out Bruce because what do you mean his other son has two boyfriends as well as both of them are fucking eldritch beings that scare John Constantine who does everything in his power to avoid the two. Bonus points if you have Tim, Kon, and Bernard decide that it has become some sort of game between the two throuples to cause Bruce so much stress and panic. Oh, even more bonus points if both Alfred and Damian are aware of the Wizarding world so Alfred ends up dotting a little extra on Harry while Damian tries to work out how Harry ended up with an idiot but at least it's not Tim.

Just an idea. If you happen to write it, tag me and let me know. I'd love to read it.

reading a demon slayer fic: hehehe swords are cool :D

remembers there are tons of transformers that use swords: wait

starts imagining demon slayer transformers idea: no

each idea is brief but so very tempting: nO

thinks about making a whole ass new continuity with hot rod as the main protag with memories of tanjiro: I HAVENT EVEN GONE DOUBLE DIGITS WITH WALKING ARMORY!! I HAVE THREE TRANSFORMERS FICS DAMMIT

make it a harem fic hot rod charming everyone with kindness and badass water/fire breathing sword skills whispers my dumb dumb brain: SHUT UP

robots with swords are cool but i need to really not make this fic- which i wont... for now

i made the mistake of involving hot rod in my last chapter, mostly bc i wanted him in there and involved and yknow- hot rod. i like him.

however lately i've also been reading more hot rod/rodimus involved fics... ive even started to slowly go through the mtmte comics...

and ive also been rereading cool demon slayer fics... and rewatching demon slayer...

this idea continues to haunt me and it is only Twice the Primes that has stopped me from making this reality.

i fear for my sanity sometimes