remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

"hephaistion made this" in a beautiful trompe-l'oeil piece of paper half unstuck by the wind still some of the rawest stuff ever put in a mosaic (2nd century bc, pergamon)

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

yesterday i read 'the wolf and his king' by @finnlongman and loved it so much i had to do a drawing <33

Sometimes I need a cigarette, not because I smoke, but like as a literary device.

been thinking about this tweet for days AUGH sound of music film of all time for real for real i'm gonna cry

legitimately worldview altering realisation and i'm not even employed right now

this picture actually makes me so sad

Evil haunted dead wife picture locket that makes u hallucinate memories of a dead wife u never had frolicking in a wheat field and running across the beach and baking a big cake and she puts a lil frosting on ur nose and painting the walls on a house you never lived in

being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16

my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia

this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king

i would die alone and have my carcass be eaten by vultures before i talk to chatgpt like it's my boyfriend

Teens are doxxing their own dads for being ICE.

Round of applause to these teens.

@mjmadison23

The kids are all right on 1,102 days left

デゴチ@degochiyakuri

How do you say "game over for my life for real" in Japanese