"Good girl" is nice and all, but someone just told me "you serve me well" and I felt neurons fire I didn't even know I had

I mean... yeahhh...

Oh yeah, she deserved that Oscar bad

He wants to fuck her so bad it makes him look stupid

That's his fiancee.

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

when they What

michaels added a feature for a while in sept. 2020 where shoppers could ask questions that would be answered live by other shoppers anonymously. which led to some good michaels interactions.

Shirt that says REJECTING ONE INCORRECTLY BLACK AND WHITE VIEW OF HISTORY FOR ANOTHER IS NOT PROGRESS

booty shorts that say THE PROBLEM IS YOUR WHOLE PARADIGM, NOT THE ANGLE FROM WHICH YOU VIEW IT

Hat that says SO ANYWAY HOW FISH AND WOMEN FEEL ABOUT ME DEPENDS ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT

“oh you wouldn’t identify as transgender if you hadn’t been exposed to other trans people and learned what being transgender was” you’re right! i’d identify as suicidal

social contagion is good actually

“better for people to be miserable in the right way than happy in the wrong way” is the inescapable conclusion of a lot of social conservatism

Doomed wizard yaoi

Rimworld is awful for my hobbies because its just so fucking addictive

Whenever I buy a lotto ticket I always play Communismkills’s mom’s social security number from that one time she was doxxed

Real funny.

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

spell that halves your hitpoints but never kills you, a la zeno's paradox

Hey bro on a scale of nothingburger to everythingbagel how would you rate our gay sex last night

String identified: a ca tgg t tgag at ga at gt

Closest match: Ocyurus chrysurus genome assembly, chromosome: 22 Common name: Yellowtail Snapper

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I CAN’T BREATHE

YALSo lOcKEd miAUt O De fECKIn cAr

This is a distinct and recognizable category of human being here in Ireland known as the “Lad” with a capital L.

i wish having "any pronouns" worked the way we all think it works

expectation: ppl will get creative and experimental with it

reality: people see it as a goahead to use the pronouns associated w ur agab all the time with maybe a pity-they/them on occasion

look at my animals

@fruutbaag

I JUST WANNA GET FACKED

Source

GIVE ME A FUCKING SOURCE