I don't know what I'm doing, but can you please just play along

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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bumblebeebats

I've recently started going to historical sword-fighting classes, which has been great for many reasons, one of which being that since you're wearing protective gear and using foam practice swords, you really are encouraged to Swing To Hit the person you're sparring with.

Now, to be clear, I am a sort of sickly weak-wristed Victorian academic and the closest I ever came to a fight in real life (when a 15yo girl stole my seat at a concert and threatened to 'knock my lights out' when I complained) I burst into tears. However, I enjoy this simulated violence a great deal. In fact, I've enthused about this to multiple people now, along the lines of "So you know how you've always wanted to just go ape shitt? like, not that you *actually* want to hurt someone, or be hurt yourself, but the idea of it? the urge to dive into the heat of battle, to lose yourself in the thrill of the chase - the rush of being hunted, and hunting in turn? how all the world narrows in the face of danger, the blood rushing in your ears? how you've always wondered if that thing about the human jaw being strong enough to crack bone is true? how you long to bare your teeth and let loose and see what you could really do, if it came down to it? if you had to?"

To my surprise, my attempts to discuss what I thought to be a universal human instinct have been met with reactions ranging from "That's... interesting" to "?????no??? I don't know what you mean??" So, now I'm curious:

do you crave violence

Yes, I know exactly what you mean and we are SO psychosexually normal

No???????????????

I'm bald, etc

competentwoman

hey charlie? just wondering if you know what website we're on

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derinthescarletpescatarian

Scifi writer fear: readers who like to do more math than you do

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Writer: Okay so this seems like an appropriate size for this room, given its function and the drama needed for the scene...

Readers: Perfect! we were told 3 chapters back that this room is 'the average room size for a spaceship of this type', meaning that we can use this size information to back-calculate the volume of the spaceship, adjust for the stated 0.9atm air pressure... and then looking at the required air cycling rate for humans... we can see that the air purification system briefly described in chapter 6 when they were replacing air filters would be impossible for this spaceship!

derinthescarletpescatarian

Tumblr ask 6 months later: It was really clever how you used the size of the rooms and the air filter system to hint that the ceilings of all the rooms were very very low and thus let the audience deduce that humans in the future are much shorter than humans today! That's a great little nod to the 'humans have gotten taller over time' thing that people like to say, and really subtle, since people who hadn't done the math on the room volume would never see it!

Writer: ... Yes. That was... very clever... of me... to do.

elizabethswitch

Showing numbers to sci-fi readers is a little like making the let's-play pose at an excitable terrier of unidentified provenance.

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thestuffedalligator

My pettiest opinion about the fantasy genre is that I really dislike shows where someone casts a spell and it instantly summons a big glowy circle of glyphs and runes and incantations in the air.

Someone drawing a big circle of glyphs and runes and incantations and casting a spell is sexy. Tracing a big glowing glyph in the air with a finger while you’re casting a spell is sexy. Going “I Summon Big Wheel Of Glowy Geometric Nonsense” is about as stimulating as old cheese