I think we need more episode rewrite fics where the only changes come from one or multiple characters having an absolute nightmare sneezy cold
I agree wholeheartedly.
(newest initiate into the group voice) you're really letting me join :) aw man you won't regret this. i can't wait to— wait what do i have to do? smell this— this one right here? okay um. haha yeah wow it's nice. what is it, like a...? oh, stargazer lily? damn. classy haha. but ok so now what do i—
no it's ok, i can smell it from here. i mean...sure. ok. hands and knees? um. yeah i guess that's a little better. i mean, it smells really good, it's like, soapy. perfumey. keep doing...keep smelling it? for how long? haha no i know but like...five minutes, ten minutes? 'cause i was kinda hoping to...no, no, i don't have a problem with it, i was just curious. yeah, it's cool, just...let me know.
ssnff.
yeah, fine. uh, i don't know how else to describe it. you can't- you can't smell it from back where you are? haha it's pretty strong. no, not bad, it's just like. snff. it could give you a headache if you got too much of it. like a really heady perf-perfume. uhh'khmm. snf. hm? no, i'm good. i could do this for, well however long i need to i guess haha.
ah, fuck. i think i got something in my eye. like a hair or— some dust or something. can you see any...? i feel like i can't even keep them open. so dry. i think i have eye drops, they're probably right in my...no, i know, i'm not going anywhere. shit...augh. my eyes are watering. sndff!
i don't know if this is causing it, but i sometimes get allergies in the summer. my eyes get really itchy...so. so maybe, snff, it's. augh. fuck, that's strong.
put- put my...? how close, like...? ok...like in it? sssnff...auhh. that was really. that really...
keep talking? uh. fuck, i can't think. my nose is like. i'm- i'm pretty sure this thing is giving me allergies. like, i'll keep...smelling it obviously, but i think it's probably, uh. i know, i know, shit, sorry, i can't even talk, it's so strong. um. fuck. i think i...sorry, i cahhnt! ...iT'ZSCHHUh!
—id'TSSSCHH!
had'TSHHHOO!
haT'JJJJSSHEW!!
ugh.
oh my god.
holy shit. i need— can i blow my nose?? i'm not trying to, sdrrf, get out of this or anything...ugh. no, i'm not kidding, i seriously need to blow my nose. i'll go right back, i swear. swear to god. please.
please i'm serious. i gotta...hohgod. i'm gonnas— gonnasneezagain—
This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.
Yeah... okay...
grabbing someone by the collar of their button-up and yanking them close while they sneeze
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
I'm sick so you know why the hell not
saying "bless you" when he sneezes once or twice and then chanting "go white boy go" when he breaks out into a fit
Mighta reblogged this already but it's one of my favs so why the hell not
AND JUST A REMINDER:
This November, a lot of people will be reading snz fics in lieu of wavs. I can guarantee you this right now, NOBODY wants to read your ai fics. Like, at all. Please be considerate to actual writers on here by not sharing generated works. Writing is a long, devoted process that should never be replicated by robots to cannot feel emotion or understand sexual topics. Thank you.
This shouldn't have to be said. When are people going to learn, god.
Itchy little hitches and sneezing into a tissue >>>
always melting for a headshake after a sneeze, but what about a headshake during the sneeze?
it's either so ticklish, so desperate, or so overwhelming, that they can't help but shake their head during it
whether lightly with a fist pressed against their nose, or so violent they almost lose their footing
whether because they're trying to fight it off, deny it's happening even as it breaks through, or because they're trying to coax it that last little bit out, or even just so taken aback by the power it just happens
any way you cut it, pretty hot I think <3
