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kimpining
power-differences-eroticizer

Greetings. I'm Madiha S. I write stories about lesbians.

I haven't been on tumblr in a while. I was limiting my socials for a bit.

I released a new work in my latest project today, which is a lesbian detective story set in a world with a late 1930s/early 1940s aesthetic. Currently there are two novellas released as part of the project, about 150,000 words of fiction, free for anyone to download and read!

Also recently I was laid off from my job after close to a decade. I opened a Patreon while I navigate unemployment. If you enjoy my writing, consider supporting! I am committed to keeping my writing free for everyone to read, but I do need an income to be able to write.

Whether you read my work or decide to support my Patreon, thank you for your interest, and I hope you enjoy the story.

cryptspider
capnsoapy

I can forgive many things from Jagex but the mandatory forced feminisation quest being removed from Old School RuneScape is a wound which will never heal.

capnsoapy

Prior to an update on 9 November 2022, the Makeover Mage was sometimes required in the Recruitment Drive quest, where the player had to defeat someone that no "man" could defeat. If they were male, they had to visit the Makeover Mage to become female.

toskarin
wooftphr

got a new lighter. it’s shaped like a fish and it blinds you.

wooftphr

it had a huge sticker on it that said “this is not a toy”. the gas station i got it from had a sign infront of the display for these only that said “buy first, then test”. the first time you strike it (from the fins, by the way) you find out exactly why. they have added incredibly bright flashing blue LED lights on the eyes, which point directly into your eyes and the eyes of whoever is looking anywhere close to the fish that makes you blind.

a friend of mine was like “you can probably take this apart and cut the wires so it doesn’t do that anymore” and i told her “no i can’t. i can’t do that” and she was like “???why not?????????”

it’s just too fucking funny. this is the stupidest thing i own. thinking about that gas station clerk with like 50 more of these fucking things thinking “how the fuck am i gonna get rid of these?” makes me loose it. setting up the sign and i was literally the first person to buy one.

wooftphr

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who thought this was a good idea.