It is the largest Department of Homeland Security operation in history. And yet Minnesota’s Somali population (this operation’s primary target) is upwards of 90% naturalized American citizens. It’s even more of a manufactured crisis than most DHS operations. Genuinely living in Minnesota now feels like we’re a small country on the brink of invasion.

can i fucking help you?

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I wanna formally thank @theunsubtleknife for the ID, because I spent a good thirty seconds waiting for this to load before sulkily scrolling on, thinking I would have to refresh my feed.

This is going to actually be a thing, isn't it. A chatgpjesus is going to catch on and cause some fucking cult movement in our lifetimes.

the red shape is a person of average height. the green line is one of these freaks. btw

Ya'll forgot my favourite one

Originally posted by aviculor

That's an angel

Siphonophores are colonial btw!!! What you're seeing is a collection of independent animals that adhere to each other in these strands

These are beautiful. They resemble something from Rain World, which is great.