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They/Them, please I am on the spectrum
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This is the best description I’ve heard for this method, I always thought it was bullshit because I never heard a description that actually explained how to do this other than “tap your head 20 times”.

I have anxiety-induced hissing, which sounds/feels different from sound-induced tinnitus (which I have also experience). Sound-based tinnitus actually sounds like you’re “hearing” something in your ears, whilst the hissing I have feels like it’s “inside my head”, if that makes sense. But this technique still helps!!

Here’s a visual I found because I couldn’t understand the instructions well

My ringing just went away for the first time in years. What is this blissful quiet.

wait wait i gotta try this, i don’t think i’ve had Actual Silence since i was like 5

HOW THE FUCK

Reblogging to save a life, and also because, even if you don’t have tinnitus, this is totally worth trying if you like new sensory experiences.  

HAVE THOSE BIRDS AND WIND BEEN THERE THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

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*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*

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It is in the contract- DcxDp prompt

Having pieces of his soul split across so many demons wasn't so bad. At least he knew he was going to hell. But recently all the demons who held those contracts have been...disentagrated.

No only one entity owns his soul. The king of the infinite realms. A major upgrade but probably the worst case scenario.

Now Constantine was at the mercy of the ghost king who had made his presence known.

The first command that echoed in the back of his head was to build an altar to his new master.

"Bring me a burger, please."

That was one of the first odd requests but Constantine tried not to kind hard about this ordeal. Why the hells would the ghost king want a burger? He didn't know. Does he even know what a burger is?

Constantine didn't argue as he went to the nearest diner and came back to place the sandwich on the alter. Immediately the burger dissappeared.

"Pretty good. Not the best I've had but it'll do."

After that once every few weeks the king would request something. It was always something random. The only reason Constantine did it was the easy access to magic and artifacts his new contract gave him.

"Find Vlad Master's car and break his window shield. Then made the inside of his door handles sticky with maple syrup. Then put sugar in his gas tank."

"What kind of problem dae ye hae with this bloke?"

"Don't try distracting me with your funny British words. Just do it and I'll tell you the details later."

I like the idea that initially Danny’s just sending John on random errands because it’s better than having him shred his soul further to get scraps of power, but he quickly realizes that having a pet wizard he can send to annoy Vlad is useful

So Danny is using John like how Clockwork uses Danny.

The cycle of sending a fucked up little guy to bother your enemies continue

You are bound by you soul bound to my will, and my will is fuck that guy in particular.

Don't mind if I do

NOT THAT WAY!

... You SURE Danny wouldn't agree after thinking it over. Just in Constantine's head.

".. Actually.. Can you make him fall for you? He keeps trying to fuck my Mom"

John just ?!?!?! Ghost King has a Mom?

John doesn't really get why the new owner of his soul is perpetually sending him to go and get different offerings every few weeks, in exchange for some magical items, but this latest one... this latest one is gonna be one of the hardest ones he's ever had to do.

He has been asked to go and get some billionaire to fall for him.

Because the guy keeps trying to fuck The Ghost Kings Mom, and it's the same guy that The Ghost King keeps getting John to prank.

John... doesn't know how to deal with that idea, so he will just push it to the side.

John gets a disturbingly gleeful cackle followed by a seriously powerful artefact once the Ghost King learns the news.

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i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

if the "Complaint" links are not visible for you:

  • Option 1: try the DuckDuckGo search engine instead (bonus: dedicated to privacy! doesn't track your data!)
  • Option 2: go directly to LumenDatabase.org (the website that collects the complaints--and therefore the removed links) and search for the title you want. look for results titled "DMCA (Copyright) Complaint to Google" featuring the media you're looking for. Proceed to Step 3 (above).

personally, i'm a huge fan of r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH. they keep their links up to date and they also rank them, basically. they also have all kinds of little pages explaining how to safely pirate shit.

^^^^what they said. I'm surprised people are still reblogging this post now that google's flushed itself down the toilet. so here is your

2026 UPDATE:

just go to r/FreeMediaHeckYeah and r/Piracy. it's easier, more reliable, and will take care of all your piracy needs!

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(Since I can't join my family for our Christmas party because I'm bedridden. So I decided to be a little mischievous to my dear Danny Fenton)

Danny Fenton-Wayne is the new kid in the manor due to obvious reasons *cough* adoption bait with trauma a and all *cough*. Everyone likes (dare I say loves him even?) the kid with differences reasons being:

Alfred knows that Danny likes to follow him around like a silly game of following the leader. With the added quirk of Danny being invisible and undetected, while Alfred does the household chores. How does Alfred knows? Please he was in the military. Danny feels calm watching Alfred work when he has nothing to do, oddly enough. Which Alfred is more willing to offer his silence of not noticing him. (Alfred finds it innocent and absolute endearing quirk of Danny of all things.)

Bruce was the most emotional stunned adult there is. So he miscalculate when Danny seems to understand him instantly with his hm and grunts and all in less that two weeks of him staying in the manor. It seems that Danny is by far the active listener and quick to follow the rules (Partly false, Danny hides it better, surprisingly). (Did Bruce called all of his contacts that knows a sliver chance of the infinitely realms and how to take care of a half - ghost and a revenant so he will not mess up one more time at being a father? Who knowssss)

Barbara has alot of black mail, and I mean alot. But it doesn't mean there is no room for more. Danny is basically her little evil elf on Christmas day (Danny fakes a gag on the comparison? Once he heard of her delivery of speech) delivering presents for her to wrap and gift them when they have been naughty. (There is no black mail of Duke? Hmm, possibly there is nothing important to black mail him with)

Dick being the most obvious. They both love puns, it absolutely puts Dick in the most happiness mode ever when someone in his family finally competes with him in a pun off. Also Danny being the most comfortable to ask Dick for hugs and cuddles. Which Dick happily provides with all the hugs and love in the world. (An added bonus of not forcing his other brothers for a hug if Dick was feeling a bit touch starve.)

Cass was just there. Cass didn't need to spoke or sign a single word and Danny will understand instantly. Cass is internally greatful of that quirk of his. Most of the time Danny knows went to be quiet or not and went to give her space or gives out hugs when around her. They only become closer when Cass realises Danny likes to ice skates. So any chance they get they planned an outing to ice skate, together with silence or with small chats here and there (They didn't planned at all during December. Something is definitely wrong, but there is not enough clue as to what. Did she do something wrong? Didn't talk enough maybe? Or something else entirely?)

Jason, a relevant of the undead and Danny, a halfa of the realms. What is their dynamic, perhaps? Its utterly confusing I tell you what. With Jason on ghost meds and is still healing and slowly removing the pit rage, their dynamics are bonkers. One moment they act like they were buddies of the same origin and the next suddenly they were enemies of a war that doesn't know the concept of world peace. But one thing that doesn't changes is that Danny likes to hangout with Jason, no matter what. (Jason finds that fact endearing alarming)

Steph and Danny is a down right lethal duo when it comes with pranks. Now the only reasons that they were ever together in the same room or on patrol is that Danny has the happy look on his face when he uses his brain on something a teenager would do. The only saving grace they have is that they were banned to use glitter at all courtesy of Alfred. Thank the ancients for him honestly. (Someone finally took her seriously for once, even if it was just to plan to put a measly whoopee cushion inside the bat-computer chair)

Tim likes to work together with Danny, since they work so very efficiently, even in silence. Danny is a more hard ware type of guy while Tim prefers being working with soft ware, so it was a match made in a cave full of bats. They both constantly brain storm ideas of technology that they could build and monitor. Surprisingly, Danny chooses him to be the second choice of asking for hugs and cuddles. (Tim finds clarity in his situation of acting brotherly to one of his brothers)

Duke and Danny was the earnest people in the manor is what the other claimed them to be. Why yes Danny constantly misplaced Tim's items as a joke about him being sleep deprived again and hands over black mail of Jason as Red Hood of falling down the stairs to Oracle but the end of the day Danny will admit of doing it, most of the time. Duke will cover him and Danny will do the same. "No, Danny only eats about two of Alfred's cookies" Duke spoke calmly as he knows that he sneakily gives his own cookie to Danny, earlier. It was the payment of Danny patching him up after getting stabbed. (It was a nice feeling for Duke to finally connect to someone and to be acknowledged even in their mischievous ways)

Damian was the most reluctant to open up to Danny. But in the end he was the most close with. Being a ghost who greats by fighting feels right at home, when the first thing he walks in the manor was asked to spar from Damian. Which Danny oblige once he notices Damian smells a bit deadly. Then cause a sibling dynamic of "I hate you" (seriously) and "You don't have too" (fix me upper). It turns into a complete 180 when Danny introduces him to his buddy, Cujo. Which is now our buddy, Cujo.

So pray tell them, that at the day of the most cheerful holiday known to the whole wide earth. They can't seem to find their cuddly and ghostly family member anywhere in the manor?

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