I felt the need to reblog this here, please watch i m fucking dying

some graphic designer was on her good good shit that day
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
Canon: Horrible things happened and they must move on.
Fanfic: Haha, hold my beer. *climbs in time machine*

Canon: Hurt
Fanfic: Hurt, but THEN COMFORT
Hrnghnnhgnn Colonel…………….
megamind is one of the greatest animated films of the 21st century, one of the funniest films of all time, one of the greatest superhero movies and satires ever made, and was a gift from god in heaven unto humanity, and all current events are just punishment for us failing to appreciate god’s gift back in 2010

Need Financial Assistance!
Hi, I’m Danneil John Flores (22 years Old) and I’m asking donations because my sister (Sharmaine Ann Flores 26 yrs old) is suffering from Pulmonary Arterial Hypertension for near 4yrs already. My parents and I are incapable of supporting her right now and most of my savings are all dried out now. Both of my parents does not have a stable Job, my father is just a pedicab driver and my mother is a housewife. It’s hard to find jobs in here since our city is rural. I’m the only one who can do the labors of getting her oxygen refilled daily it’s a hard situation for me taking care of her while doing part time to get some money and also in case of some emergencies i’m the only one needed the most. Your donations go through her medications and to our family needs and expenses, if you are looking for more proofs don’t hesitate to contact this blog. Will be providing updates weekly and from time to time, my hands are really full and it’s been months since i’ve updated stuffs so expect new proofs to be posted soon but i’ll water mark them to avoid people using it as a fraud. I use multiple blogs to keep this post spread they are all made to support this campaign, i take time to message blogs i’ve seen on my dashboard hopefully you don’t mind.
FOR DONATIONS Remittance: Full name: Danneil John Tiano Flores Birth: December 3, 1996 Address: La Carlota City, Philippines Contact Number: +639506420580 Paypal: (sometimes paypal doesn’t work perfectly, if it doesn’t let you donate please donate on our gofundme instead) [email protected] or use this link Gofundme: Campaign Link
THANK YOU SO MUCH TO THE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN US AND KEEP SUPPORTING US I CAN’T THANK YOU ENOUGH ALSO TO THOSE WHO KEEP REBLOGGING AND TAKING THEIR TIME TO READ OUR SITUATION GOD BLESS EVERYONE AND STAY SAFE!!

@savemysister i’m so sorry you and your family have to deal with this. I know you sent me a message from one of your sideblogs, and I took a little while to respond (and then it all got eaten by tumblr somehow sorry)
My heart goes out to you ❤️❤️❤️ i hope you get the support you need




