Save the date! Full schedule coming soon, but MXTX Remix is back for round six this year, with signups opening on February 27. See you there!

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NO bald. NO nuance.

"OP you forgot –" stickers will be awarded for CREATIVITY, but you guys don't get a button.

#god damn y'all ROBBED my BOY#who on this list has the stamina of a high level cultivator. a service kink visible from space. and a hundred extra holes to fuck. NOT XY!#xue yang? you think xue yang's a generous lover?#i love him but lbr he is theee most selfish masochist.#all that being said. the correct answer here is Wen Ning. @henshengs incredible and slightly unhinged propaganda for su she (and his hundred sexy, sexy holes) 

#guy who doesn’t think other people are real is good in bed???? No. @lansplaining with accurate anti-propaganda for Our Winner Xue Yang 

#this is a grave misunderstanding of the term 'body count' @hydrofelicity HELP. 

#this is giving me a chuckle. XY is absolutely guaranteed dogshit in bed#give literally every single one of his points to su she. @travelingneuritis with additional su she propaganda

Personal ranking:

Lan Qiren: repressed turbovirgin who would probably faint if he saw a nipple and is still hung up on the girl who pulled his pigtails in ninth grade. 0/10 nothing is happening here

Sect Leader Yao: misogynist middle aged dad. he can fuck but it won't be good. 1/10

Wen Ruohan: he's got that cultivator stamina, definitely fucks, and is very hot in every version of canon, but he's a wannabe emperor, he's not going to be a considerate lover. 2/10

Xue Yang: as has been pointed out, he doesn't think other people are real and is unlikely to care about your pleasure, and he also thinks SSC is for pussies. but if choking a goth twink is your dream and you don't prioritize survival you might have a great night. 3/10?

Jin Zixuan: he'll probably cry and be excruciatingly awkward the whole time especially if you hit on his mommy issues. but he'll put the effort in and be a gentleman, unless he doesn't like you and is only doing this out of obligation, in which case it'll be miserable. 5/10

Mo Xuanyu: I have to admit he's also likely to be a virgin but he's definitely fantasized about everything and would be thrilled to try it out. 5.5/10

Su She: 10/10 if you're Jin Guangyao. 7/10 otherwise because he's keeping his shirt on and thinking about Jin Guangyao while you do it, but he's competitive enough he'd still want to make sure he did a good job.

Wen Zhuliu: yeah he probably fucks like a machine. 8/10

Wen Ning: medical training, knows his anatomy, Good Boy who's eager to please, undead superstrength, will make sure you stay hydrated and bring you snacks afterward. 12/10 definitely best lay.

Flawless analysis EXCEPT: Lan Qiren. You did my man dirty. LISTEN. He may be a virgin and he may lack passion but he is STUDIOUS and he is DUTIFUL. Which means! 1) Unlike that fuckboi Wen Ruohan, he would consider it his duty to please his partner in bed, and 2) the moment he even considered sexual congress he would immediately go to the forbidden section of the Lan library for treatises on how to do it right.

Would he approach said treatises with grim determination? Yeah probably. Would he develop a goddamn exercise regimen for his tongue and practice it religiously? Hell yes.

This man is getting at minimum a 5/10 for technical skills alone. Maybe more. He's determined.

I reluctantly have to admit you have a point. He also genetically has that dog in him.

Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3

Sharing this again for anyone who could use a few seconds of peace and light today for whatever reason.

watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

slander! Did any potentates steal the barley on his watch????

They did not.

8 BANDCAMP FRIDAYS CONFIRMED FOR 2026!!

Support artists, ditch spotify, happy listening!

good news: any time a venus flytrap plant produces flowers, it looks really stupid ♡

I have no idea how Venus Flytraps are pollinated but I am now imagining this is designed to try to keep pollinators well away from the jaws of death.

That is in fact exactly why they're like this! (Several species of carnivorous plants do the same thing)

Oooh! Bog time! Tumblr loves a bog:

(Image from Minnesota Wildflowers)

Pitcher plants do the same thing and have really cool looking flowers!

The plant version of it's not stupid if it works.

get to know me meme >> Favorite Male Characters [41/?] Chidi Anagonye (The Good Place)

Just started saving craft and art and direct action and activism tutorials I want to be able to find again to The Wayback Machine* so that I know I'll always be able to find them again if they get moved or deleted

And immediately. 10/10. 14/10. Would absolutely recommend

It also lets you see any archived versions of a page with just a few clicks, so it's great for getting around paywalls, as well as for keeping data and news stories from being deleted or moved

You can get the extension (or app for phones?) here:

Got stuck trying to find an article explaining how awesome this extension is but I did find out this is actually even more important activism and archival work than I had realized:

-via The Internet Archive, January 13, 2017

And that was before the US government started deleting unbelievably important and massive resources, databases, and datasets!!

Next time you see a page and mentally go "ooh people need to see this," I recommend you hit a button and help a future you and millions of other people out!!!

(Extension here: Wayback Machine Availability API, Chrome, Firefox, Safari, Edge, iOS, Android)

And all that aside, the potential for recipes

Imagine: Never having to go back and find a recipe you wanted or loved was deleted ever again. Because you go to the link/website/page and it's already there, saved for you, with the touch of a button

i wonder what they're gossiping about

had to draw them

it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life

this should be illegal and i'm not fucking joking

king of my heart 👑 hollanov 🎶sub-radio

writer & creator of queer as folk and the original showrunner & head writer of the revival of doctor who, reviews heated rivalry. (x)

OKAY SO IM GONNA START SOBBING 😭

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