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Anonymous asked:

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

dear-ao3 answered:

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

dear-ao3

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THATS TUPPERWARE

sobutmermaids

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

dear-ao3

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delaware is too powerful

uncertaininnit

what the fuck

dear-ao3

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skaktusposts

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

dear-ao3

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

skaktusposts

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

dear-ao3

.....ace hardware....?

uncertaininnit

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

dear-ao3

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but at what cost

publiusmaximum

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

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uncertaininnit

he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???

dear-ao3

delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful

likethehorrormovie

From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?

dear-ao3

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it is now

swifty-the-rake-deadblog

@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?

kkshowtunes

Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???