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mornington-the-crescent:

beardedmrbean:

They beat me to that joke

A German decides to go on vacation to Poland. He arrives at the border, and he is asked a few questions by the customs agent:

“Name?” asks the Polish official.

“Klaus Schmidt”, says the German.

“Age?” asks the official.

“32,” replies the German.

“Occupation?” asks the official.

“No,” says the German, “just visiting.”

Oh I remember what the Luftwaffe thing was that makes it even funnier. They chartered a super fancy medbay plane during the pandemic to bring high needs patients to different hospitals to spread the load.

But like 1) The concept of being afraid of the Luftwaffe is still so ingrained into Belgian society that we still joke “Oh it’s the Luftwaffe” whenever there’s a jet or any loud sounds in the sky 2) the average person to be super sick during the pandemic was old enough to if not have experienced the war to at least have grown up in the shadow of it.

So having to say to these people “Hey the Luftwaffe is here for you specifically but they’re super friendly this time they don’t even have one bomb with them” You can imagine why this send some nervous laughter over the country.

(via kleefkruid)