what's your favorite sports headline that could also be a whimsical fantasy story plot point if taken out of context?
I'm pissed because we lost to some elves
darius slay says he was "this close" to becoming a raven
transfer portal created in good faith, but is out of control
power of friendship helps spark sharks' historic comeback victory over penguins
jay cutler passed his physical and is officially a dolphin
nightmare eels season
hawks trade young to wizards
vikings discovered new way to stop the eagles' dreaded tush push
p-bruins topped by bears
are newark's mummies to blame for devils' bad injury luck?
seattle kraken hockey player, sea troll charged by grizzly bear
(inspired by this classic tumblr post)
How do I even choose
