probuccalfat's avatar probuccalfat

the funniest thing about having OCD is that at least once a week i’m like well who wouldn’t have it? who wouldn’t be worried about this thing that i’ve been anxiously googling for hours? you’d be stupid not to worry. and that’s actually also the OCD.

occidentalist's avatar occidentalist

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It’s kind of crazy how people demand that impcore military pigs be coddled into not being part of a genocidal murder machine. They should actually get repeatedly beaten over the head with the reality of the institution they are a part of until they defect or die about it. There shouldn’t be a single second of their lives where they aren’t reminded of what they serve and the blood that is on their hands. Even if they “already know.”

If you're in the US military or National Guard, frag yourself+your entire unit immediately and pray that that is enough penance for the horrors you have facilitated/visited upon the world in the name of imperialism and that you won’t go straight to hell when you bite it.

catgirlcaliphate's avatar catgirlcaliphate

Liberals love to talk as if members of the US military are an oppressed class.

drukhari's avatar drukhari

Hate the stomach's occasional tendency to respond to hunger with nausea. Like babygirl you are NOT helping your case right now by threatening to push the emergency "eject all food now" button!!!

campymonkey's avatar campymonkey

i love female characters who SUCK. Like omg queen you suck so BAD 🤩🤩🤩 Youre a totally shitty person lol 🥰🥰🥰 never has anyone been so selfish and self centered 🤩🤩🤩 your morals are deeply warped and dude i mean it youre brain is SERIOUSLY fucked up 😘😘😘 let me spend every waking hour analyzing why you're so deeply disturbed 😄😄😄

dragonflea's avatar dragonflea

"Put Baby in pelican mouth" has transformed my thinking in ways I haven't entirely discovered yet. The other day at the shop I heard "just give us your ID card at the till to get 15% off such-and-such products!" And my brain went "Big Chain Store perfec/t size for give all your personal data! Deals very cheap and fun your data safe give data to Big Chain Store. Give data to Big Chain Store. No problems ever with Big Chain Store because good size and safety for ID card weak of so much yummy personal data. Abig Chain Store yes a place for data give data to Big Chain Store can trust Big Chain Store for give data to all its friends. Friend Store"

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