Canon game dialogue, please buy this woman pop rocks she is missing out on A LOT‼️

when the weird relative shows up to the farm

i have never seen an animal moving this silly

“Camels are far too intelligent to admit to being intelligent”

“Camels are largely made of knees, going in all directions”

“Camels gallop by throwing their feet as far away from them as possible and then running to keep up”

-Sir Terry Pratchett, discworld series

Seconding @ellynneversweet's tags 😂

everyones favourite helpful janitor

simply dont monday

fuck it we ball

Fuck it we ball

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

💫COSMIC COLLECTION 💫

Introducing the Star Dancer!

This design will be a huge 13 inch embroidered patch, iron on or sew!

Launching January 15th 5pm PST

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

Happy Thirst Of January

Happy fry gets frozen day to those who celebrate

JOLLY TIMES... GREAT GOD GROVE is only 12 SMACKAROONS until Jan 5th on Steam.

Play my freaky ass game Now. If you want. You may or may not grow long flowing beautiful hair as a result.

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS