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Media?? Yes, Excessively

@koriquo

she/her
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Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.

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plausible deniability remains highly erotic

let's convince ourselves that this is okay. let's rely on technicalities to exonerate ourselves. let's avoid looking what we're doing in the eye. let's live under its shadow, both aware of what this is but unwilling to say it out loud, since that will shatter the careful illusion we've built

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girl are you a psychology study because you're one of a kind and i don't think anybody could replicate you

Dropout cast members as things to never say to someone who just came out

Brennan Lee Mulligan

Jess Ross

Jacob Wysocki

Vic Michaelis

Mike Trapp

Rekha Shankar

Lily Du

Zac Oyama

Izzy Roland

Ally Beardsley

Ify Nwadiwe

Raph Chestang

Lou Wilson

Tao Yang

Siobhan Thompson

I love thinking I'm a hater and then meeting a real hater and going wow that does not look fun actually. Going back to my lukewarm hater ways. Performative haterdom. I couldn't name five hater bands.

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buck getting on top of the emergency guy and breaking his chastity belt with a grinder and then comparing eddie's lack of romance and sex in his life to wearing a chastity belt. what the hell, sure

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buck got a boyfriend and came out and eddie promptly blew up his life and hasn't dated anyone since. and well, then buck and said boyfriend broke up implicitly Because of eddie. and then buck hooked up with now ex-boyfriend to distract himself from eddie (canonically!!!!) and they extra broke up, this time explicitly Because of eddie. and buck got Super Defensive about not being in love with eddie. btw. and also buck hadn't dated anyone since. until he got overly invested in eddie's sex life (or lack thereof) and getting eddie laid for Some Reason. like. What are we doing here

Between the stranger things finale conspiracy and people clamouring for the BBC to decanonise the 13th doctor onwards and conspiracies that Disney Is Gonna Retcon The Star Wars Sequels, people seem to have gotten it into their heads that canon has to be good

And honestly I've no idea where the fuck this comes from. Canon can and should suck absolute ass sometimes

Canon sucks. That's why there's fanfiction.

We're suffering from a lack of shows like Star Trek, where one episode would redefine what you think it means to be human and how to view empathy and compassion, and the next would be absolute dogshit. Just to reset everybody's expectations again.

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buck watches heated rivalry

eddie is curious to know what buck's been watching, and buck is like "oh just this show about hockey players"

eddie wants to watch

buck says well you know maybe you sit this one out it might not be your vibe you know

but eddie insists because "it's just two hockey dudes falling in love right? i can handle romance"

then eddie goes through every emotion imaginable during those 6 episodes

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i love when ravi exists just to throw verbal water balloons at people. hit 'em again king

Anonymous asked:

I haven’t watched the new 911 ep yet but is the q-word queer? Because that’s not a bad word. If it isn’t that word idk what else it could be lol

oh... my god. this the funniest ask. QUIET. the q-word is quiet. like in jinx (which may be one of my favorite episodes of 911 ever) where ravi says quiet and then everything goes wrong. now I'm just imagining chimney saying queer then immediately apologizing because he thinks he shouldn't, and hen is just like "ok chim".

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