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@koszmarnybudyn

my commissions are open you can call me Aidan, they/them My own posts/art are usually tagged with cws but stuff i reblog is not so be careful guys. If you use ai i will block you.

My online store:

(only keychains rn, more stuff to be added soon)

Commisions are open!!!

Bust-15€/64zł/20USD

Half body-20€/85zł/25USD

Full body-25€/106zł/30USD

Rules:

  • personal use only
  • Yes: fanart, OCs, light gore, furry, mecha,
  • No: NFTs, Ai related stuff,hateful stuff, fetish stuff
  • payment through paypal or blik
  • turn around time: about one week
  • full payment up front
  • no refunds
  • I still have rights to my artwork, this means I can use it for advertisement, as well as commission examples
  • changes can only be done to the sketch
  • I have the right to deny any commission I feel uncomfortable with drawing

Examples:

holy fuck

I saw a production and it was fascinating: that only describes the first and second acts, and then the third is set like a hundred years later when a bunch of half-remembered memes and plot summaries have coalesced into an allegorical oral tradition retelling the nuclear disaster that ended the world, with hints of dangerous schisms forming between fans of different interpretations of the story. It’s a story about how we find comfort in mundanity and ritual in times of catastrophe but then those rituals can overtake genuine coping mechanisms, which is a good message in these times but goddamn I cannot see Disney allowing any of this to be filmed intact

waow..

It is still wild to me that I legitimately have to research in a bikini in order to effectively collect data.

And the reason being is that people (of all genders equally) perceive me as a threat otherwise.

Like

Threat vs not a threat

People have said before that they are concerned I’m gonna get them in trouble, but I think the real reason folks get mean is that tourists effectively enter a liminal space when they go on vacations (especially American tourists on tropical vacations) and they don’t want anything to pull them out of that mindset.

So when I show up with a clipboard and wanting to talk while wearing an outfit that clearly says “I’m working, but not in any sort of position that exists in your vacation fantasy,” that pulls them out of the fantasy and they react negatively.

Meanwhile, if I’m dressed the same way everyone else is, even if I have a clipboard and want to talk about the same thing, I automatically become a wacky NPC who is part of the fantasy.

I no longer hear “It’s really weird that you’re just out here watching people” but instead “You get to lay on the beach all day and call it “work?” Hell yeah! Living the dream!”

tumblr dashboard when you’re already having a bad ocd day simulator

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reblog this post or youre racist and transphobic and homophobic and misogynistic and antisemitic and

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i NEED 900$. if you do not donate me 900$ you are responsible for every bad thing that has ever happened in my life. i hope you’re happy, asshole

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umm you should probably block this person if you’re following them…. lol…… you should go check if you’re following them….. if you’ve interacted with them ever you’re evil aha….

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ONE BILLION NOTES AND I WONT KILL MYSELF. if you don’t get me enough notes you are responsible for my death, please reblog!

I love you buck teeth and snaggletooth and missing teeth and tooth gaps and all other sorts of misaligned or weird-seeming teeth. I love you characters with fictional weird teeth like splatoon octolings. I love you. Okay? I love you

slightly furious reminder that fish do in fact feel pain and do in fact experience fear and distress when in pain since people seem to love spreading the myth that fish don't feel pain. what is it with people assuming a creature is incapable of feeling pain or emotion just because it doesn't have complex facial muscles. come on gang

As my main income, I work with fish in a specialty pet store that's privately owned (so I'm allowed to say no and be stern to customers when it's needed).

You learn really quickly that not only do fish have individual personalities and emotions but they also have memories and recognize people! There are certain fish who will only come out for me and hide for everyone else. The pufferfish spits at me because she gets pissy that I haven't fed her. The flowerhorn bites everyone but me and my coworker when we clean his tank. I trained a fire eel to come up and eat directly out of my hand.

Fish are beautiful complex creatures and I thank the universe everyday that I get to work in a place where I'm encouraged to tell animal abusers to fuck right off.

I downloaded this game: Sword of Justice, an MMO that prided itself on its character customization and this is how dark you can make the skin:

You can have pink eyes with stars in them, but only 9 skin color options 🫤

I need to emphasize that you can change the various sizes, depths, angles, of SEVERAL parts of the face and the body in general. There IS a custom color picker for lipstick, so that means they can have custom colors. They then decided that these nine shades should the full range of skin color.

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