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yellow-cat:
remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens
OF COURSE this post is a joke. you have to be scared at night too

evidmid:

Some lore-inaccurate Murderbot fanart I made when I was first reading All Systems Red. Can you detect a colour scheme??

mail-me-a-snail:

i am not mad. and i surely do not dream.
b+w alt under the cut ⊹ ࣪ ˖
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achillesinhighheels:

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

enameledcoppergirl:

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silly-slacker-person:

Originally posted by butlercat

monsternobility:

when ur friends show u their ocs

datanazush:

thepleasuregoblin:
datanazush:
thepleasuregoblin:
Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign
Oh we’re talking about sex in fantasy settings are we?
Oh, famed fantasy author Ed Greenwood! So good to see you, we’re having our panel down here in my wine cellar,
WAIT I HAVEN’T FINISHED TELLING YOU HOW THE DROW MATRIARCHS DISCIPLINE THEIR UNRULY MALE CONSORTS

elksewer:

PUT THE MASK BACK ON THE MASKED CHSRACTER