it sucks so bad that 'lightning magic' in every media is just some pathetic little strands of electricity. i wanna see some LIGHTNING. show me a magic setting where lightning magic lights up a room like the sun, and the bolt is only visible as an afterimage burned into your vision. I wanna see someone cast lightning and have the thunder rattling the room and shaking everyone to their core. i want lightning magic to be a split second blast of so much power it leaves everyone's senses reeling. c'mon guys don't you know what real lightning looks like? we can be doing so much better than this.

trans women have made everything that has ever existed

Imagine you're Freddy Kruger and some dude you're tormenting just leaves you in Bronze League

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

Thinking about the three Knives Out Watsons out solving a mystery together:

Marta: Don't worry, I can pay for this *slams down a ridiculous amount of money, shocking the others because this whole time she's been driving a shitbox car and using the world's most busted up phone*

Helen: DAMN! *Suddenly remembers there's a Priest here* Sorry Father Jud, but have you ever seen that much money?

Jud, pushing down panic: Well...uh.... I've seen...the riches in the bosom of Christ, so....

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it 😂😭

The Gunner Channel: where the ball is always rolling up

Swing that spiky stick, white boy!*

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