Chuuya!!! on Ice: “Будешь искать себе нового тренера!”

Фэндом: Bungou Stray Dogs

Серия: Chuuya!!! on Ice

Пэйринг и персонажи: Осаму Дазай, kid!Чуя Накахара

Размер: 8 страниц, 3 886 слов, 1 часть

Метки: AU, AU: Без сверхспособностей, Hurt/Comfort, Ангст, Боязнь привязанности, Девиантное поведение, Депрессия, Драма, Кровь / Травмы, Навязчивые мысли, Нездоровые отношения, Нецензурная лексика, Селфхарм, Спорт, Тренеры, Упоминания курения, Упоминания самоубийства, Фигурное катание, Шантаж, Экзистенциальный кризис

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Chuuya!!! on Ice: “Ну, с*ка, будет тебе риттбергер”

Фэндом: Bungou Stray Dogs

Серия: Chuuya!!! on Ice

Пэйринг и персонажи: kid!Чуя Накахара, Осаму Дазай

Размер: 4 страницы, 1 473 слова, 1 часть

Метки: AU, AU: Без сверхспособностей, Hurt/Comfort, Девиантное поведение, Драма, Нецензурная лексика, Спорт, Тренеры, Упоминания насилия, Фигурное катание

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Cheap wine

Фэндом: Bungou Stray Dogs

Пэйринг и персонажи: Осаму Дазай/Чуя Накахара

Размер: 7 страниц, 3 433 слова, 1 часть

Метки: Ангст, Драма, Любовь/Ненависть, Намеки на отношения, Новый год, Упоминания алкоголя, Упоминания самоубийства, Элементы слэша

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fukasenanairo
fukasenanairo

Ch,,,, Chuuuyyaaaaaaa

I tried extra hard this time!!! I downloaded like 10 new fonts and did extra work on the cleaning and generally just spent like 2 hours on this because it’s Chuuya! It’s Chuuya being cute with people not Dazai, of course it’s a dream come true!! だって中也だもん、中也のためならこれもいいじゃん、全部いいんだよ!!!(死ぬ)

(coughs blood)

So yes, volume 10 extra! Scans by the ever-lovely @akutagawaprize - thank you so much, I’m a third into the Kensho Ono interview so please wait just a little more! (probably a few days \shot)

There’s one note I’d like to make. I’d said this in another post before, and my rant probably said it all, but POLITE CHUUYA IS MY LIFE OK 

fukasenanairo
yunarisa

i want more chuuya interaction,,, with who u ask?? FUCKIN EVERYONE

i want:

  • chuuya and kunikida complaining about dazai together
  • chuuya and yosano drinking together (tho chuuya is a weenie and yosano can probably drink like a champ)
  • chuuya and fukuzawa FIGHTING (or sparring. or something. chuuya would probably get rekt though)
  • chuuya not knowing how to deal with kenji’s cheerful straightforwardness
  • chuuya being awkward but Good with the kids (elise, q, kyouka)
  • CHUUYA BEING A GOOD SENPAI TO ATSUSHI AND AKUTAGAWA
    • ATSU THINKING HES A GOOD GUY AND LOOKING UP TO HIM DESPITE HIM BEIGN MAF!!(thanks bsd wan)
  • KOUYOU MOM-ING CHUUYA!!!!!
    • i have nothing to add this bullet point is only here for me to say YESS!! GOOD!!!
  • chuuya mom-ing the rest of the mafia
    • have u seen the wan chapters hes beautiful
    • his subordinates probably look up to him bc hes nice to them and strong!! (and when dazai’s not in the picture. hes kinda cool)

wiggles arms idk how half of these could realistically happen but i. want them. 

nkhrchy

this is literally all i could ask for i’m looking at asagiri-sensei please make it happen

fukasenanairo

ESP THOSE PARENTHESES AT THE END

Reason #1637582 I don’t like Dazai: whenever he’s around Chuuya is a raging violent tiny ball of hate bUT NORMALLY HE’S SO POLITE OK PLS LOOK AT THIS PANEL IT’S MY LIFE

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SEE THAT LITTLE BALL OF CUTENESS ON THE RIGHT??? THAT

S HIM THAT’S MY BOY THAT WHEN MORI SAYS HE HAS TO TAKE ELISE SHOPPING ON THE DAY THEY’RE PLANNING TO DO BUSINESS HE’S LIK E UH OK THEN BUT HE SAYS それは致し方ありませんね WHICH IS SUPER POLITE AND NICE LANGUAGE 

LIKE KENJI-TIER POLITE PLS IMAGINE CHUUYA TALKING AS NICELY AS KENJI BC THAT’S WHAT’S HAPPENING AND I DIED LIKE A WEEK AGO

(END RANT)

Also Chuuya with Ango pls they have so much beef with Dazai and they can drink and bond over it also Nakahara Chuuya and Sakaguchi Ango were best friends @ Kafkagod pls make this happen

AND ALSO IN THAT SAME PICTURE

(you thought the rant ended jokes on you)

KOUYOU SAYING OY CHUUYA YOU’RE TOO SOFT ON HIM WHAT A MOM I NEED KOUYOU BEING A MOM

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AND THEY ASKED WHAT TEA HE WANTED AND THE SON SAID COFFEE I DON’T CARE IF IT’S NOT A TEA  JUST GIVE HIM COFFEE HE NEEDS IT AFTER SO MUCH STRESS CAUSED BY DAZAI JUST TAKE HIM OUT FOR COFFEE AND AWAY FROM DAZAI JUST

Scans: tantei-bozu