Ventus est bellum scelestus

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Humans Have Two Eyes

Set on a distant planet, and an innumerable amount of years in the future, blood thirsty creatures have made humans lives harder each and every day.
At least, that’s the official story.

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The First Days Chapter 1

It’s Sam’s first week at his new job as a security guard for a gated community. Hired to protect the community from the creatures that threaten their home, Sam starts a fragile friendship with one instead.

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Finally posting my original story! Warnings for… a lot. Cannibalism, past rape, ect. Check the content warnings on the site page for more specific stuff.

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saturniidace
yokowan

with the US mars sample return mission officially cancelled and the samples sitting on the surface of the planet doing absoltely nothing, china has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

jothb

https://www.sciencealert.com/a-nasa-mission-to-bring-samples-from-mars-back-to-earth-has-been-canceled

I'm genuinely devastated

paleolithique

Help me. I am a 5 year old Perseverance rover operated by the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our cached core samples are abandoned and our Ingenuity extraterrestrial autonomous UAV helicopter is broken. I am asking you to liberate my potential biosignatures of Jezero Crater with your Long March 5 interplanetary launch system and Tianwen series sample return mission.

saturniidace

Anonymous asked:

Shout out to that guy from Florida talking to my coworker about wanting to take his sail boat through Lake Superior in November. He was planning on a little trip and my coworker was like hey man I don't know how to tell you this but you will Actually Die

bunjywunjy answered:

*Lake Superior, in the far distance*: yes yes yes yes yes do it yes yes

bunjywunjy

@ciaseeds PLEASE

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bunjywunjy

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yeah okay fair point

bunjywunjy

okay you people CANT just keep being funnier than me on my own post like this

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zooophagous

Lake Superior perfect size for sailboat to put in

Inside very calm water very warm very good for sailboat. Comfort sailboat. put sailboat in lake superior

saturniidace
bowsersex

Shaggy Rogers is a young adult human man that eats dog treats and his friends don't even care. They act like it's normal. Not only do they know he loves eating dog treats, but they know he'll do scary dangerous shit just to eat dog treats, and they use that to their advantage. "Oh you don't wanna get asbestos poisoning in the scary abandoned building? What if we fed you a dog treat?" And he says yes and he does it and eats it and they act like that's a normal thing for a human guy to do. But then again, he also eats 10 feet tall sandwiches in one bite, so maybe he's not even human. Still fucked up that they manipulate him like that though. But whatever. Forget I said anything.

chimaerakitten
creations-by-chaosfay

When was the last time you cleaned your sewing machine? It's a simple task, and something I do between projects. Have you noticed your thread tangling or tearing? Stitches being skipped? A funky noise that shouldn't be there? Chances are your machine needs to be cleaned. Cleaning it will prevent it from breaking down and requiring repairs, and that can get very expensive.

creations-by-chaosfay

Just a reminder to clean your machine. This is mine after finishing the quilting of a table runner and piecing the current one. If your machine is skipping stitches or the bobbin thread isn't behaving. Check your machine. It may just need some cleaning.

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creations-by-chaosfay

Just a friendly reminder to clean your sewing machine.

vinceaddams

And oil it, if it's one that requires oiling!

saturniidace
lesser-flamingo

soooo my mom just texted me that there's been another shooting right near my family home in minneapolis

lesser-flamingo


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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/14/us/minneapolis-federal-agent-shooting-immigration.html

youtube video is live. there appears to be some sort fireworks or flashbangs being fired at ICE, because the crowd cheers when they go off. according to my mom watching, two people were shot, one being a 12 year old. this is breaking so some of this information may be be updated.

northside minneapolis is almost entirely people of color and has a large immigrant population. please share this, and if you are in northside minneapolis, STAY SAFE.

lesser-flamingo

on the livestream right now (9:55 pm CST, 1/14/26) ICE vehicles are speeding dangerously through the streets and gassing the neighborhood. there's a visible thick cloud of gas.


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(10:19 pm CST) ICE is trying to get people to back up, but there is a large crowd of people refusing to budge, shouting a foot or two in front of their faces and chanting "fuck ICE" and "no hate, no fear, immigrants are welcome here". they aren't giving an inch and have the agents completely outnumbered.

lesser-flamingo

(10:28 PM CST) an ICE agents just came out and said they're leaving. the line is backing up and are being followed by a crowd of protesters shouting "ICE out". they do appear to be trying to leave.

The minneapolis police department, however, is escalating by throwing tear gas into the crowd. They can be very clearly seen throwing canisters.

lesser-flamingo

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(10:49 PM CST) ICE, as they are leaving, are gassing the streets and houses with an absurd and dangerous amount of tear gas, and have fired some kind of nonlethal bullets into a crowd. They're firing tear gas and flashbangs out of the tops of their vehicles as they drive away.

lesser-flamingo

(11:02 PM CST) ICE appears to have mostly cleared out of the area, but it's possible that they may be causing more trouble elsewhere as they leave.

people are cheering and firing firecrackers. there are abandoned ICE vehicles littered around, and the livestreamer is reporting they left behind belongings like gear, documents, and agent IDs. people are ripping them apart and some folks seem to be collecting what they can.

don't fuck with north minneapolis.

lesser-flamingo

(11:10 PM CST) SOME OF THE PAPERWORK LEFT BEHIND INCLUDES NAME, NUMBERS, AND EMAILS OF ICE AGENTS. THERE ARE REPORTEDLY DOCUMENTS BEING PRESENTED DETAILING ICE INFILTRATION PLANS AND NAMES OF JUDGES AND "TARGETS", AND COINS "WON" FROM ARRESTS.

[EDIT: removed the screenshot, since I dont know the laws surrounding the circulation of federal documents and I want to be safe. they can be seen starting at 2:32:06 of the stream]

I'm going to try to save the video as soon as it's finished streaming, but please please please tune in and get your own screenshots. It was too blurry to get anything else legible on my phone. this streamer's twitch already got suspended, and it is now only live on youtube.

DISCLAIMER: this is based on this person's claims on the scene. because of that, I dont know that 100% of it is what they're interpreting it as, but given the time frame and location it seems very unlikely to be faked wholecloth imho. I'm relaying thisnback, but since this is literally right-now fresh news, take it with the appropriate amount of skepticism as well.

[EDIT 2: video has apparently already been edited to remove everything after and including the filming of the documents. I was not able to save it beforehand since I'm on my phone. I think all we can do is hope that if all of the IDs and documents they found are real, they can be sent to the right hands.]

this addition is all very speculative in nature. If you just want to share the news and not all the details, you're fine leaving this one out and reblogging a previous version.

lesser-flamingo

update from the streamer (1/15/26)

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(for the record: *he* did not read anything out loud. an unidentified person at the scene sought him out and read it out loud while showing the documents to the camera. he was very strict about protecting himself in not touching any federal property.)