the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap
I swear something about how “age gap discourse” has seeped into the public consciousness has caused people to adopt what are actually incredibly uptight and weird opinions about sex/dating as “moderate.” The overton window shift here was alarming…. Because we have crazies saying that 5 years is excessive the default opinion people have about the subject is now something to the effect of “any age gap of 7 years or more between two well adjusted adults is highly suspect” and it’s like dude what we doing here. The minimum for when it’s automatically a little weird used to be like…18 years, “old enough to have been your parent” age. Now everyone’s playing in “old enough to be your favorite cousin” territory! I don’t even think people are adopting this as a hardline stance and that’s almost worse…unhalf those numbers NOW!! Especially GAY PEOPLE in their MID 30s
In all Mario games, by zooming in and looking closely at Mario, you can tell that his clothing is worn very tightly, but when you look very closely, you can tell that his groin area is completely smooth, giving the implication that Mario may have a pussy. However, some have noted that because Mario does not have a distinct “cameltoe” despite his tight clothing; which could indicate that Mario has nothing “down there” at all. Many of Mario players cannot handle this fact.
some of y’all bout to be real mad at me. but it must be said. some of the shit u call corny/cringy is actually just genuine/cute/sweet and y’all r just afraid of expressing any type of positive emotion
i work with youth and they loooooooove to go “ew that’s so cringe” the moment anything earnest even grazes their orbit.
my general line that i send back to them is “hm. not sure i really believe in ‘cringe.’ it kind of sounds like you’re choosing to be embarrassed right now.”
men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us
have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.
did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is
I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh
my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just…. believed her
