Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there’s an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.
i saw you and your male friend across the bar and noticed you’re extremely weird about each other in various platonic and/or romantic ways Mind if i obsereve
(via urie)
at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint
she’s going to be ok she’s just high as fuck
(via skellydun)
sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar
(via renissance-them)
they won’t tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with “girl what the hell are you talking about”
It’s not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD
relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever
rise and shine to lesbians and bi women😍😍😍 stay hydrated and stay sexy 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 everyone else….😒 good morning i guess…. 😐