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jeanritchie:

its so awesome that you can straight up write fanfiction in your head to help yourself fall asleep and it doesnt even have to be good or something anyone would ever want to read. even yourself

courtesyname:

slimegargoyle:

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

ursula-legun:

i like imagining that it feels good as fuck to be multiple raindrops sliding down a windowpane and then combining when you touch. that’s gotta be so nice.

silvaurum:

what gets me is that if everyone woke up tomorrow and went ohhh the weight loss industry is EVIL evil like killing and disabling people for profit including children who don’t have medical rights evil, and was always an evil scam, and everyone in the industry woke up tomorrow and publicly apologized for being evil and donated every cent they had to helping people recover and their companies dissolved and blew up and every medical doctor woke up tomorrow and went ohhhh shit of course that was wrong and unhealthy for everyone, i have to go apologize and fix what ive done to all my fat patients, and every weight loss supplement turned into pure clear water and every weight scam business location exploded and was instantly transformed into a green park and playground and library and shelter, and everyone was suddenly awakened to the reality like a dancing plague had suddenly passed. if all that happened the industry could disappear tomorrow and literally nothing of value would be lost. at all. there is literally nothing good or redeeming about any of this. its pure shit. its entirely evil.

jame7t:

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601:

if I had a plasma pistol you wouldn’t hear from me ever again. i would crouch behind highway guardrails and shoot fully charged shots at teslas passing by me

It’s ok to post this

mistress-of-the-dyke:

all-roads-are-now-bent:

kuttithevangu:

The thing I dislike about alt histories where real life monarchs have been made both gay and unproblematic is that it seems to imply that gay monarchs have not existed in history but if they did they would be cool. Which isn’t true. They have existed and they were just as bad as straight people. And I think it is disrespectful to real queer history to pretend that queer people have never been absolute bastards

dimetrodrawn:

Weirdo

giritina:

squeakitties:

what is it abt south park that makes teenagers watching it black out and write WILDLY out of character yaoi of the racist egg children

achillesinhighheels:

crabussy:

crabussy:

hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!!!!

vamptits:

if I were a bee I’d fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can’t escape (remembers you’re not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

watermel9n-deactivated20230314:

northirish:

Flagellating ourselves in the streets as penance for Party Rocking