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inkskinned

when i was younger and stupid and in the (glass) closet i was dating the son of a pharmacologist. this man had made millions developing medications. he was fond of me and privately told me i was too funny and smart to be dating boys.

he also said that it was incredibly unlikely that sexism will ever be resolved in the medical field. that the majority of medications i will ever take - even some of which are "for women" - will not be clinically tested on my body.

the problem, he said, was in getting any human clinical trial approved. to test on a body with a uterus - any body, even elderly patients or those who have been sterilized - was often nigh-impossible, because the concern was that the test patient may, at any point, become pregnant. once/if the patient became pregnant, the study would not be about "the effects of New Medication on the body." instead, the trial would fail - the results would be "the effects of New Medication on a developing fetus/pregnant patient."

it was massively easier, he said, to just test without accounting for a uterus. that's how he phrased it - accounting for a uterus.

at the time, i remember him talking about the ethical implications of testing on a developing fetus; how such testing could theoretically bankrupt a company if a lawsuit was filed. he talked about informed consent and about how long it took for any legislation to be passed about this - that in 1993; the year i was born, it finally became illegal to outright exclude women and minorities from clinical trials.

i remember him shrugging. "that's not to say it doesn't happen," he said. my ears were ringing.

i was thinking about how every time i have been rushed to the ER, the first thing they have asked me is if i am pregnant. when i broke my wrist at 16 years old - despite never having had sex - they made me wait three hours for the test to come back negative before they gave me pain meds. the possibility of a child haunts my health.

how many people have died on the table because they were waiting for the pregnancy test before treatment. how many people have died on the table because they were pregnant, and the only thing we care about is the fetus.

it is hard to explain to other people, but it feels like some kind of strange ghost. our entire lives, we are supposed to "save" our bodies for our future partners. but really we are just saving the body for the future child, aren't we? that hovering future-almost that cartwheels around in a miasma. you can't get your tubes tied, what if you change your mind? think of the child you must have, eventually.

who cares about you and your actual safety. think about what you could be carrying.

ladymaplecourt

Hi, epidemiologist and clinical research expert here!

Take this with the caveat that it might vary by region, but the situation is not quite as bleak as you make it out:

This definitely used to be more of a thing, but at least in the past 5-10 years I’ve been studying/working in the field, we try to ensure an approximately even split of make and female subjects. For drugs that we have some reason to believe might affect fertility or fetal health, we might check first that the subject is not pregnant or looking to become pregnant (this often goes for male subjects looking to imminently have children as well, because some drug classes can affect sperm quality). And while my experience with pharmacological testing has mostly been for non life threatening conditions, and therefore we have the leisure to wait for testing and pick and choose subjects, I’ve worked in enough hospitals to know that none would deny or even delay acute therapy in a life threatening case. Likely, they’d give the treatment, and if the patient turned out to be pregnant they’d have to present the case before the Institutional Review Board to determine if it was necessary treatment or a lapse in vigilance.

The world is be bleak, and there are definitely problems with sexism and bigotry in medicine. But not always.

shofarsogood
xeppeli

lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.

xeppeli

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tunnaa-unnaa

Too bad Lahore pigeons are a domestic breed and don’t appear in the wild at all.
Some equally balanced wild colorations include

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Pygmy Falcon

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Great Hornbill

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Wallcreeper

and

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Black-throated Loon

xeppeli

this is a good addition to this post. thank you for this birds educations

fuckingconversations

I would like to submit the following additions to the world of exceptional bird color design:

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Cedar Waxwing

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Red Crowned Crane

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Brahminy Kite

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Green Tree Swallow (I mean seriously - those are metallic teal feathers against stark white. Damn.) 

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Bali Mynah

And, last but certainly not least, the cutest fucking puffball on this planet earth:

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The Korean Crow-Tit

ohthisismuchworse

I’d also like to contribute some pretty awesome birds

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Hooded Pitta (or as like to call them little olives)

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Coua

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Mot-Mot

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The Blue Crown Pigeon (the biggest pigeon)

scoutology

good post

tiredgaymermaid

@ilovegirlsalways

lonewolf574

@candiceirae

candiceirae

I’m fond of the Golden Breasted Starling,

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the Golden Pheasant,

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and the Oriental Dwarf Kingfisher.

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sinnersandtragicians

Allow me to share some of the most beautiful birds from the southern parts of Africa where I lived for a long time.

Introducing the Purple-crested Turaco (the rest of the Turaco family all.have similarly striking red wingtips in flight, although their bodies are much greener and they have white eyestripes)

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Sticking with the purple theme, and similar to some of the birds above, the iridescent Violet-backed Starling is next!

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Amazing camouflage and a hauntingly beautiful call, the Diederiks Cuckoo is one of the prettiest patchwork birds out there.

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Proudly representing Angola, the Angola Pitta is a rare and elusive bird. It is however worth the search!

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Next up, we have the beautiful (and tiny) Violet-eared Waxbill.

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And my personal favourite (and national board of Kenya!): The Lilac-breasted Roller.

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Look! Aren’t they so beautiful?

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I love them so much!!!

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Some of the beautiful birds in Southern Africa!

vegan-vulcan

Oh look it’s one of my favorite posts of all time

yeswevegotavideo

@elodieunderglass so many friends!

elodieunderglass

All ideal! Peak performance!

asteroidtroglodyte

I know the subtropical species generally aren’t as colorful but these guys are my neighbors and I love them so much can I get any love for my stripey southwestern bois:

Buteo - Red Hawks

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{Tobias from Animorphs}

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Geococcyx - Roadrunners {not pictured: Coyote, Anvil}

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(THEY CAN FLY THEY JUST PREFER NOT TO)

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Aphelocoma - “Scrub Jays” {not true Jays}

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(FUN FACT THERE IS NO BLUE PIGMENT IN THEIR FEATHERS ITS SOME SORT OF OPTICS TRICKERY)

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Callipepla - California Quail

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{FLAWLESS}

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chainsaw-headache

@rose-of-pollux you like birds right?

rose-of-pollux

@chainsaw-headache I do indeed 🥰

papsiguesss

@thatdoodlebug

falconratesbirds

10/10 all great birds

ladymaplecourt

If we’re talking minimalist, high contrast, visually appealing birds, we’ve got to talk about my all-time favorite: the Inca Tern

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AND

The Purple-Crowned Fairywren

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there are so many beautiful birds out there but these two came to mind in terms of minimalist aesthetic appeal
cephalopodvictorious
some-israeli-guy

A whole country disconnected from the internet, millions out in the streets protesting against dictatorship, an estimated 5,000 people dead in 2 weeks of protests.

5,000 people!

Where is the fucking outrage? I'm not gonna ask where's the UN or all the so called humanitarian orgs, we know whose dick they're busy sucking, but where are the people? Hundreds of thousands went out demanding to stop a war against terrorism but barely anyone cares about a theocratic dictatorship massacring its own people?

iran
kuttithevangu
kuttithevangu

Which one of my garbage sons shall I appoint as crown prince?

First Prince - not only is he violent and stupid, he also has a rich uncle. I cannot stand this son and wish for his death each day

Third Prince - found guilty of witchcraft and treason. Long have I buried this terrible son

Sixth Prince - this son has been a sneaky manipulator since the age of eight years old. I thought poisoning his mother would help, but it only made him worse. This son belongs in prison for three hundred years

Tenth Prince - perhaps the most garbage of all my sons, this cowardly ignoramus is five years old

ladymaplecourt

Go with the First Prince. With any luck the Sixth Prince will kill him and then the Rich Uncle will get Sixer locked up for his crimes

Unfortunately this means the mantle will likely pass to the Tenth Prince but hopefully by then he’ll be like seven or eight years old

I have no idea if this is a fandom reference or a shitpost but my answer stands
journalsfromafaggot
wojak-penis-on-head-comic

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

non-veritas

every samurai movie ever made (both edo and bakamatsu periods): The bushido code is dying. there no more room left for samurai anymore…

me everytime: :(

rickfuckingdalton

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

bonesawcagematch

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

simon-newman

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

eric-coldfire

Best duo.

huellbabineauxdefensesquad

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breadgunner

I’ve got y’alls new favorite art piece right here.

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phoxxent

According to Google, Samurai were abolished in 1868.

This means that at the same time that cowboys were reaching their end, so too were samurai.

Cowboys and Samurai were separated not by time, only space.

shoudesuka-mechadork

I’ve got something else to add to this: there’s also an extremely specific species of mushroom that can only be found in Texas and Japan. I’m serious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorioactis

anybodyandsomebody

The most ambitious crossover

armchair-factotum

Fantasy setting but it’s just Texas and Japan together at last

ladymaplecourt

Mycelial portal between cowboys and samurai

superpixie

@britonell your tags I’m dying xD


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stickthisbig

I am so disappointed that this thread has not yet included a samurai sending a fax to Abraham Lincoln

journalsfromafaggot

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@ladymaplecourt

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Originally posted by hjbender

ladymaplecourt

Honestly it’s been so long since this post but I still think about fairy rings of chorioactis mushrooms creating portals between Texas and Japan. They’re only in specific locations of both regions so there wouldn’t be mass transit between the two, but every so often a cowboy would wander into Kyushu or a samurai would appear on the Blackland Prairie. Stories were shared, ideas were exchanged, and both groups lamented crumbling of their ways of life despite their strict adherence to their codes of ethics.

Maybe some day I’ll write it in detail, but I would be overjoyed if someone else got there first.

the-library-alcove
sepsey

there's something you should know if you support the Islamic Republic:

most (nearly all) of the girls and women who get arrested during the protests, get tortured, kept in the jails and even executed.

most of them are young girls and teens who are still "virgins" and due to the Islamic rules the government can't punish or execute them, so they get raped at first.

aaaand this happens if they survive the protests, because the forces are shooting our people with actual bullets they use in wars. there's even a video of them in which they're shooting a car with a family in it.

don't support our terrorist government. be our voice.

anyroads
vxpsy

Just wanna ask of anyone to also please pray for the people in Iran. Me, and many other fellow Persians have family in Iran who are currently facing one of the biggest protests in decades. All we want is to get our country back. For years the citizens of Iran have suffered through unjustified killings and torture under this regime. The media hasn’t been covering this so I hope this gets to at least a few people. #freeIran