major league hockey fan watching ilya kiss shane’s helmet at the 2017 all star game and posting “god had to put ilya rozanov and shane hollander on rival teams because otherwise they’d be having so much gay sex they wouldn’t have time for hockey” and then a few years later reblogging themselves like “WELL”
“This is a real photo, not artificial intelligence. Archie is a retired former circus performer. He was born and raised with people. This bear is very inquisitive and loves the attention of the public. ”
you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contactwith Nose Wet by 75%
One day, in the future, this entire system of tiered passports and immigration restrictions and second-class citizenship will be gone, a relic of the past, and the phrase “Immigration is a human right, moving is a human right” will seem as quaint and obvious as “Aparteid is bad” in an old sci-fi episode
