i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn’t find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.
this painting is what ultrakill speedrunners see when they close their eyes. if you showed this to the romans who flogged jesus theyd think this painting is excessive. this painting is the blood cavern from space funeral. it’s the color out of space.
jegus tapdancing christ it is actually that bad
my favorite tags on this so far:
-it looks like AM tried art therapy -martyr logarius when you get him to second phase -this is the horror Jerma peeped upon -girl what in the iron lung fuck -here is like if a painting from layers of fear was real -meat world portrait -What do you throw at a painting that already looks like it’s had tomatoes thrown at it -oil on raw steak
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