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dezidazed:

Uhh happy birthday to the birthday boy :)

notahorseindisguise:

i dont think we can Okay 💖yay💖 our way out of this one batman

(via egberts)

dezidazed:

Hey guys sorry I’ve been gone for a while! Finished some new stuff in the meantime though… and I’ll be posting a little something special very soon 🫠

dezidazed:

~I looooove truffles!~

(right.. “truffles” 😏)

myrfing:

imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

(via momma-rose)

sanitymakesposts:

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

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unpeeled-human:

aint that just a suck in the dick

(via caliboron)

spookytoonz:

ANOTHER ONE SORRY I NEED TO GET SOME SLEEP IDK WHAT GOING ON

answerlover911:

cutebloodclot:

superjail-opinions:

WHAT THE FUCK???

twit mutual informed me here are mah reactions . 2025 is gonba b my FRACKIN YEAR!!!!!!!!!!

IM FUCKING TWEAKING OUT MY ORGANS CANNOT SURVIVE THIS

b0nkcreat:

shoutout to the most unhelpful reminder ive ever put into my phone

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kushblazer666:

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takawoyu:

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depsidase:

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noxiphilia-deactivated20251109:

noxiphilia-deactivated20251109:

A signboard in Japan was found to have “mutated” horribly due to the record-breaking heat in Japan

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cowboycostume:

cuddlefl00fs:

theepicyus:

civilization-illstayrighthere:

civilization-illstayrighthere:

this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

HIM????

it’s real btw

Op here, we’re going strong!! Here’s a picture of our Goob shrine

(via floodgoblin2)