Today in Flork news.
Two hours later.
Critical update
dragon therian drunkenly texting her friends at 2:14AM: woukd you still love me if i was a wyrm
This one really hit for you, huh Jovi
well i do really like it. but also my dear beloved friend hazel dmed me “i dont think i post good” bc it only got one note. and we can’t have that now can we? i have all these followers i gotta use em for evil
i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman
you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didn’t. cause she’s a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.
She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous.
SHE SURE IS because she is literally finishing up a shed there, look, you can see the last of it clinging to her tail
but she’s already dressed again, after peeling off the skin that would previously have been under that armor
the only logical conclusion here is that she wanted a picture of herself at her SHINIEST and PRETTIEST and hurried to get dressed once enough of her fresh and shiny new skin was uncovered
I bet her bestie took the picture and has been eagerly waiting with the magical fantasy camera for like, hours
“oh my GOD T’sissra your scales are SO VIBRANT this picture is going to be AMAZING”
Extra bonus points because she used that skin as part of her backdrop. Its like a banner behind her head.
‘Out with the old, in with the glam!’
I read “finishing up a shed” and for a few microseconds I was like “sexy AND an accomplished carpenter”
unicorns and pegasi and the like are always so skinny and waifish looking horses. show me a fantasy horse creature that's an absolute fucking unit
fuck it. draft unicorn
the difference is that liberals prefer appearing civil over achieving anything meaningful whereas communists prefer appearing radical over achieving anything meaningful
In C, a long is 64 bits while a short is 16 bits
Does this mean a shlong is 32 bits?
"i want to work on a hobby but i wont because i should be doing more important things" <- person who isnt gonna do either of those
my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this
I barely even bit her and she came all over the place. Whore.
one of the best things about cats is that sometimes they'll just purr because youre around them
one of the best things about catgirls is that sometimes they'll just purr because youre around them
Purrr :3